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Sorry gents.I was busy catching up with a recently widowed lass down the hall.poor girl was in tears but she is fine now.haven't had time to read about all your cheap drinks but from memory we had wine cooler in a cask and white rum known as Grunters wipeout,which it did.sexually,I would pass on some old war stories but a gentleman never tells.i could pen a book on the suburbs of kew and Brighton alone.

I don't know how Adam Goodes can love with himself for accepting that award.

Lucky you weren't at art school during The Robert Hughes era or we may never have known such talented criticism.You are welcome for "anexclusive tour" if you give me some warning so my minions can clean the art.

Watching flies get stuck to fly paper. Beats watching paint dry or concrete setting anyway. Shitz on watching grass grow and SEN.

Stop dealing hallucinogens and living between 6 toilet suites and you may have some chance of a stable life.

Very generous of you.

Zaharakis may be kicking the footy to himself then?

re-smoked butts contain a lot more tar than the Marlboros. They should put warnings on the gutter. Still , I always say ,you may as well live it up while you can. That North wind kicking in just makes it hotter doesn't it?

In other non-news,The Marlboro man died today of smoking related illness at the age of 72. Any more training pics? Sure is a hot one .

He's always welcome back. Jesse Owens had the same time and issues.

I was not going to mention it but you were ,as it was ,too quick.

For a short time someone reported you had "died and gone to heaven" which I took a little too literally . I have learnt much from the incident and I will reserve you the "Honeymoon Suite" next time you come to town. Some of the items purchased have already been returned/and or sold. Nothing to worry about. BBO.

Purely accidental. One of the girls thought you were dead and was attempting to make hay while the sun shone. Behaviour like that happens all the time at the Gat. Several items will be returned to the shops and your card will be re-imbursed through a friendly Romanian finance company. Just be patient and ignore any security warnings while we sort out the issue.

Has some new type of Meth been released on the West Coast? You don't sleep much,and you have given me enough insight into pond life to have some concerns for your mental health.

Slightly different viewing material than usual for you. Good to see you can appreciate purity as well.

That particular model must be from Cleaveland.

We've got Foxtel here-never got a bill either. We spliced into the neighbours line and it works out well for all of us, cept Rupert.

Funny you should mention that because Foxtels big office forms the Golden Triangle with Moonee Valley and Puckle st, not far from Windy Hill, Tony Mokbels old TAB and half the shootings that were done (Ascot Vale.) It's an area of Melbourne for people of low moral fibre, clearly.

Amazingly he overcame the stigma of having a father that runs motown and huge TV network cross support to record a number one single! The enduring and melodic "Let's Get Ridiculous" has become an anthem of immense power and meaning to all of us.

Hughes and Khawaja have had a their chances but didn't take them. Marsh has not had a shot at it . The NSW batsmen will get another chance ,as they always do.

The toad has three toilets to choose from. Sadly,the Gat has influenced my internet contibutions. Perth silvertails like him need not sink to such depravity. He probably makes money angels at home when he is not admiring bananas. The only time we see a money angel here is when a dealer croaks in the shared dunny with a pocketful of cash.

AT least Marlon trimmed his nails. I doubt you offer the lads the same courtesy with your style of husbandry.

I've got no beef with the lads-yet.

Thanks for the dee-vine intervention.

You just keep churning them out.