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Double hundred coming up .

Warner has the best technique since Waugh .With a better eye and more strength . I think he will captain the country in a few years . Perfect fieldsman also .

Nothing wrong with Jazz . Smoke and listen . Relaxo!

Was that the one with the specials on dirty bits of paper stuck to the wall? What a classic .My dealers bong was cleaner than that joint .

Stilton? No Limburger? No Liecester? No Brie? Yes. Oh good No sorry not today sir Edam? And the buzuki is playing along in the foreground as I recall .

The wicket had a bit of green grass on it. Clarke lost his off peg by not offering to a straight one .Ponting walked LBW to a straight one . Hughes is cut obsessed .Forget the tail, forget the coin toss .We lost to NZ.Revolting .

WYL ,Don Bradman and I agree . You win the toss and bat 9 times out of ten .On the tenth time you think about it for a while and then bat .

This is probably the lowest the Australian team has sunk. Losing to New Zealand in anything is horrendous-except whinging eh bro ?

Johnson can't control the ball-hes 29 now .Yes he can bat a bit .The middle order is weak ,as is the top order .You dont pick a team based on all round ability because then you get very average bowlers who stay in the team for their batting .

Warner is class .Test cricket will only Improve his batting .Sehwag was correct . Clarke is a [censored] . Johnson cant bowl Haddin cannot keep Bring back Kat.

Warner is a better bat than Hughes. I hope he gets the same opportunities .

Good article about Cricket and culture by Greg Baum in todays Age . Unfortunately-football and cricket are less enjoyable things to watch these days because of overpromotion ,corpoatisation and crap administration turning games into big ads .I want people to start bringing their own food and drink to games like the old days .Screw the crap catering ,the non-stop Mac Chuck ,KFC and Beer and Bet ads .

He just made a 100 and then complained about being dropped from the test team due to age and idiotic selection decisions . Same problem with Hodge-not able to kiss arses with the right technique .

The administration of Aussie cricket is shambolic .Sutherland and Hilditch weilding too much ego . Katich was undroppable and Clarke is Cronulla Bogan. Hope Kat make 1000 shield runs this season and laughs at them .

I thought we were here to discuss serious matters .Like football. Before you reply ,I'm only joking-don't have a meltdown .

Husseys form just shows what a bad decision it was to drop the Kat on age alone. Hilditch was and is the greatest administrating moron ever to foul the ACB and Jame Sutherland doesn't impress me either. How divisive it is to have meddling amateurs in a professional sports team highlights a lesson for the MFC? They make us look like the New York Yankees by comparison.

Hugh Jarce is battling weight issues but he might fit .