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Biffen

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  1. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    My wife bought that book and hasn't wanted a bar of me since. I've been using the buit up sexual tension to have juvenile arguments with Stu. I picture myself pouring hot wax all over him and then getting BBO to whip him Red and Blue. Sloonie then comes in and [censored] Slaps him till he finally shuts the frick up. It's not perfect ,but it gets me through.
  2. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Never heard of it.
  3. Ishant Sharma (The Far East)
  4. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Final correction. GF day.
  5. Sorry guys -Thanks for your patience . Staurt Broad.(Blighty)
  6. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Pele. When you've kicked as many goals as him and you live in Brazil, they would be mandatory. Mick Jagger gives them a nudge too I'd reckon.
  7. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    This thread proudly brought to you by Pfizer. Keeping old bananas firm for another generation.
  8. Need wickets , Need a Zaffer soon. Uum... er James Pattinson (Player of the Ashes)
  9. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Was hoping to spark an anti-agist tirade but you've all gone to bed .
  10. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Guys, this isn't frickin Florida. Save your medical issues for the hospital staff. Grin and bear it like the old bastards of old. FFS-you all used to be so happy.In your misery. This thread is becoming like gods waiting room. I'm declaring a cultural revolution . This thread, nay forum, has become a haven for geriatric middle to upper class men discussing their ailments and their bowel movements on a nightly basis. I, for one, am disgusted by the continuous, phallic references to bananas and viagra. As a feminist, I would like the thread closed immediately.
  11. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I think you brought up the triple century very stylishly . Nice innings.
  12. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Are you on a bender?
  13. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    happiness is a middle class obsession . This thread will never last . it's full of sin and diversion from the one true calling .
  14. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I quite liked the poem. The juxtaposition of warring fruit and the descent of mankind . The loss of innocence ,yet still told in an iconic bush balladeer format concealing weighty ideas. BBO ,whilst proficient in modern banter and it's rythmic nuances, has re-invented a traditional metier and given it a new timbre. 4 stars.
  15. Mahela Jayawardene. (Ceylon)
  16. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Your contribution is as sincere and refreshing as they come . Theres nothing to understand. It's a thread about Bananas and nothings. As far as i can tell. But i am often wrong .
  17. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Call DHS and get custody-accuse the parents of drug abuse or something and the kid is yours .
  18. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Nice one, Hope the buffet is not too soggy after writing that piece. Did you take extra money for the cost of living up there? Is it breakfast, papers, exercise, lunch, matinee show ,nap , dinner, show, cocktails, bed or have I got the order wrong.
  19. David Warner (Australia)
  20. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    HT didn't stipulate eras.
  21. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Ian Botham Don Bradman Barry Richards Sachin Wasim Hadlee Sobers Sangakarra Warne Holding Murilitharan
  22. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    In Vino Veritas. You'll notice us demons put the sanguine drop ahead of the fodder.
  23. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    2006 Brocks Reef Cab Sav. Kangaroo ,seed mustard ,shallot gravy . Butter leaf Haddad and rice.
  24. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Dont get Stu started. he's obsessed.