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Biffen

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  1. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Very gracious of you Mr Leg. You are a generous man.
  2. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    fried Quail Shark Fin Soup Pinot Noir Bananas fritters in ice cream.
  3. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    My tax affairs are not for public discourse BBO. and I wont mention the huge Mansion you purchased in Romsey to refurbish into a massive house of sin. like I did in the other thread.
  4. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Plus 6.5 (one midget)
  5. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Very unkind DC. Some of the greatest writers in history were off their collective faces. A lot of the graffiti here is pure poetry.
  6. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You're probably right as you usually are in matters of taste BBO but the cat is out of the bag down here and everyone has it scrawled in their diaries. Redleg and WJ are not the types to withdraw such a generous offer. i shall run everybody through the car wash prior.
  7. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    See you there-it's a short stumble from The Gat. I'll bring some "mates' from home. Some of them are pretty hungry. Good man Redleg!
  8. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    If Cuzzy bro(Wade) keeps making runs then he should get back in. Haddin is a great bat but as you say-a backstop.
  9. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Could be the lure of the smaller pond. Or maybe he has croaked?
  10. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Not in the Philippine Islands one would hope.
  11. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I can attest to the power of the Lordweavers rehabilitation programs. There is a quote from "The Pharisees" that we were made to repeat 100 times a day but I have forgotten it since moving back into my evil lifestyle.
  12. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Dee tee-vee about to race in red and blue in Randwick . Place chance at 20s I reckon .
  13. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    When doesn't the fat bastard pull a hammy or do his back. I find it hard to like any Aussie cricketers at the moment except for perhaps Chris Rogers who has earned it.
  14. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Would prefer to hear them BEFORE the race.
  15. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    An Oscar winning sex offender with powerful mates.
  16. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I drank there years ago. Wasn't a bad pub until they gave it the makeover. I thought it was named after the carpet there. The Chequers around the corner was the nice family pub, in between stabbings.
  17. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Do you give the Fleece a wash first? God knows what "the lads" get up to when your aren't filming them.
  18. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Just buy one like all the other lawyers do. Grey curly ones for the pricey lawyers usually . I've run up massive bills myself defending my liberty. The insanity plea saves me thousands and still works like a charm.
  19. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    What do you mean become? Just because you arrive back from your Scousey holiday with your Beatles haircut do you expect the geeks to flurry like mice? FFS Redleg. In fact, the geeks kick sand in our face and f.,k our girls on this thread. Geeks are the cool kids now.
  20. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    That was a pretty good article right up until the last paragraph where the author actually admitted to attending an Andre Rieu concert. Firstly because ,Boof Lehman has nothing whatsoever in common with said performer but also because Andre Rieu has done for classical music what Mozart achieved for panel beating. Otherwise, not a bad read dee-luded.
  21. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    He doesn't pay for them. You can have a community discussion with the company after which they will simply acquire it. You will come out the meeting relieved that you are not receiving social welfare for the minerals on your farm and that you are helping this poor man beat the evil government that was trying to eat into his profits with their insidious tax on the "hard working" miners.
  22. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I stand corrected. Also ,Meccano,Elvis Costello(some would argue)and a fairly good football team.
  23. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Who was she fighting against Old Dee?
  24. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    It might be Nam. WJ is good at avoiding conflict so I trust his ball never came up.