Posts posted by Queanbeyan Demon
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1 hour ago, Mister Ed said: Just as the team turned up to play late on Saturday, it might be worth reminding everyone that today is 30th June, not 29th June as per the thread title.
Not in the universe occupied by the Deez.
"Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?" - The First History Man.
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6 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said: Kozzie's very lucky he can keep escaping suspensions with these low level strikes.
May did not and should not have copped a suspension. Not sure it warranted the melee.
And I especially loved that we were at out toughest during this useless melee which resulted in Ainsworth running 40 metred unattended into the easiest goal of his life. (Pathetic)
He was actually all alone and unattended.
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14 hours ago, Deez21 said: I'm sure @Ghostwriter enjoyed that game and first quarter performance as those of us who actually care about the direction of the club were disgusted at what we saw in that first quarter, but seeing as losing every week now makes him happy - must've been a great weekend for him
14 hours ago, beelzebub said: Missed by ... that.... much ... 😉
1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said: He had a ball. He thoroughly enjoyed the loss. He is now considering jumping on the misery-mongers bandwagon, is Ghostwriter. 😃
1 hour ago, 640MD said: G’day. Come here often then, and read everything,
Your correct. GW , he really is one who loves a loss.
1 hour ago, Harvey Wallbanger said: Don't do it.....climb down!
59 minutes ago, DeeZone said: Deez21 are you new on here are you actually a Dee supporter perhaps you should acquaint yourself with the Training Reports on DLand, your above comments are both rude and bare no resemblance to reality.
28 minutes ago, layzie said: If you don't acquaint,
then show restraint...
6 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said: Doesn’t he though?! He especially luvs him an interstate loss because going home on the plane is such fun! He practically has to sell his body parts on the black market to make the airfare, but it’s sooooo worth it to see such amazing losses.
Big shoutout to @Deez21 , who’s diving into Ghostwriter like it’s the fourth quarter of a prelim and everything’s on the line. After countless hours poured into the club – cheering, designing, cutt'in 'n' past'in, heavy lifting, driv'in and fly'in and possibly hexing umpires – they are now taking their rightful place in the data trenches. @Ghostwriter's training reports have long held excellent standing on land, and now they're tackling the cloud with the same fierce loyalty and unrelenting accuracy. The club’s spine may wobble, but the target of your venom does not. Love you Ghosty.
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2 hours ago, SadDee said: Season is well and truly over, if if you’re the CEO or a person in power, what are your steps to take the team from essentially rock bottom, to a team that people would hate to play against?
I would explain to the board in no uncertain terms that they have a @$^*ing problem on their hands.
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Just now, Anti-Saint said: oh that ol' chestnut - never seen an umpire take a kick for a player and then miss the teammate or goal.
This. Thank you @Anti Saint. Could it be that we are a below average side?
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3 hours ago, mauriesy said: One difference ... I'm glad we've got Kozzy Pickett and not Jesse Motlop.
Funny you mention Jesse Motlop. I watched the Carlton game with 2 mates. One's Filth, the other Norf. Ask asked each other the hypothetical question: how many players would you want out of Carlton. at our respective clubs. The Pies guy, who I'm pretty sure is a retired spook, said he wouldn't want any of them near Collingwood. The Norf guy nominated Weeta, Curnow and some c-grader. I nominated about six guys, including Motlop. I might be wrong, but recon he has some serious upside for a 21 year old.
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There are so many parallels between the Deez and Carltank, it's both uncanny and horrifying. Our list is in slightly better shape, but unless we take more radical remedial action on the list, and the FD, we'll be them soon enough. And they are starring into the abyss which is playing centre half-forward and has just kicked its fifth for the quarter.
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32 minutes ago, Adam The God said: I think you could make the argument that this actually goes back to the 2007-2011 list management decisions that left a gap in Max and TMac age demo, which meant instead of having those guys, we had to spend picks on acquiring the May's, Melksham's, Hibberd's.
So we're still playing catch up with the next generation and it's probably something that will only right itself if we keep making good decisions as we build that next core.
Wow - I missed this. How many of each did we actually procure?
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1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said: ‘Personal issues’ makes me laugh. Who hasn’t got them.
I can think of 10 Demons @Ethan Tremblay.
Bailey Fritsch
Only ever stressed when tackling is mentioned. Emotionally balanced through hair symmetry and low heart rate per goal.
Judd McVee
Quiet assassin vibes. Probably journals, reads stoic philosophy, and tackles you when you least expect it.
Taj
Resolves all life’s tension by being named Woewodin. Already peaked in footy nostalgia.
Andy Moniz-Wakefield
Has five syllables in his name and not a single doubt in his mind about the ‘u’.
Tommy Mac
Meditates on defensive rotations and moonlights as a stoic Roman senator.
Langers
Processes everything through the lens of “team structures.” Once repressed an emotion mid-forward-half turnover.
Jake Lever
Solves stress with intercept marks, pointing, and very detailed family PowerPoint presentations.
Kossi
Too elusive for problems to catch him. Last seen ghosting out of trouble while time itself applauded.
Trac
His problems aren’t personal, they’re brand-aligned. Bench-presses doubt and his only issue is having too many calves and not enough shorts.
Tom Campbell
Played for 14 clubs, dominates February like it’s Grand Final day, then vanishes into folklore.
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20 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said: Could not agree more
See Collingwood... adequate but no stars in their ruck or fowards.
It's all about delivery
19 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said: You're pulling our leg right?
18 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said: nope
Hill was moderately successful and on the market a few years back. His skills are separation, marking and goal kicking. Essentials for a forward but without the excellent delivery he gets he's back in the pack.
Mihochek ... moderately skilful who maximises his opportunities. Fritsch was better but not the last few seasons.
Rucks... Cox and Cameron. The latter is improving and is probably about the 6th best in the league but no superstar.
Grundy was traded because McRae had a view that rucks weren't worth the money. He's probably been proved right. The half backs and the midfield win games these days
So Jamie Elliot isn't a star? Wow wee, golly gosh.
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1 hour ago, Ditcha said: Enjoy the game, and please wear your lucky socks.
10 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said: I certainly will, Ditcha. I’ll enjoy both games, and the lucky socks are on the clothesline as we speak 😅
Do you have any other 'lucky' garments @Ghostwriter ?
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On 19/06/2025 at 22:56, rjay said: I think this and the management of the club have been bigger issues than many on here think.
...the club has been run this year by an interim President and interim CEO.
Not sure how this has been allowed to happen.
Quite frankly - the Club has been run better since we have had an interim President and CEO. In fact, Green hasn't put a foot wrong. He's presided over the resolution of a bunch of issues that have lingered for years. I'd be more than happy to have him stay on in a 'super-portfolio' role. Something like Minister Without Portfolio But With a Lanyard could work. Alternatively, Life Member of Demonland with the portfolio title of Director of Ritualistic Post-Loss Hand-Wringing.
Petracca & Oliver at the Dees in 2026?
in Melbourne Demons
What has fair got to do with anything in life - let alone anything related to the AFL?