McQueen

And a Dee’s home game to boot. Would it be too fanciful to expect 90K at this game?

Bugger. Must’ve stepped on a Seagull.

Okay. Listen up everyone (including you McQueen). Stop posting about how Sparrow is a better player than Jordon and vice versa. If you still find ambiguity in this instruction please refer to @Macca posts on this topic. Thank you all for your time.

Bro. This is about him being suspended.

The adjudication should be based on ‘malicious intent’. Still highly subjective but in Sparrows case you can use the variables of players speed, inertia and plain old gravity. Hell. When will the competitive beasts in this game become so disheartened with all these pansy rule tweaks that they look to play other sports.

See this is where people are getting confused and I think this comment is a little misleading. Sparrow plays more of a link up and outside role more than that of an “inside bull”. He can play like a bull when needed to but as evidenced by his low CP stats it’s fair to reason that it’s not his main kpi for the role he has in the team. Being chosen in front of Jordon speaks volumes about the importance of his role in the team but moreover his ability to execute it.

News.com gutter journalism Say no more.

Trac Clarry Viney Rivers Hibberd Bowey

Not too dissimilar to the Hawks Mascots to be fair…

At Marvel now enjoying $14 Balter plastic schooners fml

I’m a stats man.

An absolute amazing amount of seagulls tonight I was gobsmacked.

There’s lots of seagulls here tonight.

Touch down! Roll out the red and blue carpet. 😎

Incoming from Perf…. ✈️

Jermaine Jones has got the lead for worst haircut in the AFL.

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Look clearly, you’re putting a lot of mayonnaise on this. But I also understand where you’re coming from. It seriously must be a complete head [censored] - something that we don’t understand as an AFL footballer how much this must absolutely [censored] with your head. 💪

EAD Will Powell.

Reading that, in my deepest and most considerate colonial voice, makes me laugh.

Awesome stuff from the club. very pleased. This hearing had the potential to change more than just the fabric of the game. Supporters are growing tired of the ongoing meddling of the rules and the excessive amount of umpiring of our game. Strewth, if we sanitise this game too much it will lose pretty much all of its Uniqueness

Beer time

Starting to think they have a Kegorator out the back and we’ll have to wait until tomorrow.

Gotta feel for young Jacob right now. This must be so bloody intense for him and his close family.