Demon Dynasty

A white coat & a quick once over with No.4 clippers by a drunken hair dresser and bob's your uncle!

The vengaboys...and girls! Big hit at kid's parties that one

Amazing baratone rock voice and cleverly written too

Vintage alien donuts right here.... one of the funniest, silliest but memorable vids from the 80s. Tight budget!

The P-Train W4 ... toot toot!

Haha.... that's no excuse LH! Suggest you throw away that travel clock and hit the nearest bar. I believe Uncle has just sent a very humble retort to your somewhat premature concerns. No doubt very gracious & cordial as usual. Betting that will tip the scales! Then again...maybe not!

Errr Luci i can only assume you're on the plonk right now!! Repeat after me... "Gotta get me a shiraz for BBO .... hey hey, ho ho!"

No matter how much Hinkley carried on about "doing the right thing" by their players and "players come first", they have history here. How does the doc reviewing the video make a so called "error" when Aliir was clearly laying prostrate for at least 30 seconds plus AND only managed to get up with assistance from the 2nd Doctor attending him. By the way who was the 2nd doc?? Add to this the fact that he wasn't getting up of his own accord and was effectively encouraged and maneuvered by the attending Doc plus trainers to do so only AFTER Jones had sat up of his own accord with the assistance of Port's other Doctor? This is seriously as bad as it gets in terms of Port seemingly flouting and thumbing their nose at the protocols as far as Aliir was concerned. If the AFL attempt to sweep this one under the rug without a serious penalty they have rocks in their heads. It will come back to bite them big time if they don't bring the hammer down.

Team & Player Ratings to Rnd 20, 2023 vs H&A Season 2022 Player 2023 Rating 2023 Rank 2022 Rating % Change vs 2022 2022 Rank Change in Rank vs 2022 C Oliver 5.285 1 5.320 -0.66 1 0 C Petracca 4.713 2 4.456 5.77 2 0 A Brayshaw 3.797 3 3.839 -1.09 5 2 Jack Viney 3.707 4 3.971 -6.65 3 -1 T Rivers < 3.705 5 2.423 52.91 18 13 Max Gawn 3.575 6 3.643 -1.87 8 2 J Jordon > < 3.383 7 3.164 6.92 9 2 Steven May 3.199 8 3.971 -19.44 3 -5 Ed Langdon 3.179 9 3.109 2.25 11 2 B Grundy 3.159 10 - - - - Jake Lever 3.053 11 2.703 12.95 14 3 C Salem 3.030 12 3.363 -9.90 7 -5 T Sparrow 2.915 13 2.665 9.38 16 3 L Hunter 2.915 13 - - - - Jake Bowey < 2.907 15 2.856 1.79 13 -2 A Tomlinson < 2.803 16 2.079 34.82 22 6 J Harmes > 2.772 17 3.082 -10.06 12 -5 H Petty < 2.707 18 2.392 13.17 19 1 M Hibberd < 2.589 19 2.613 -0.92 17 -2 A N-Bullen 2.478 20 2.688 -7.81 15 -5 K Chandler < 2.400 21 - - - - K Pickett 2.265 22 2.118 6.94 21 -1 Judd McVee 2.249 23 - - - - B Fritsch < 2.230 24 1.936 15.19 27 3 J V Rooyen 2.175 25 - - - - T McDonald 2.054 26 1.967 4.42 26 0 Ben Brown < 1.941 27 1.762 10.16 29 2 Joel Smith > 1.892 28 2.239 -15.50 20 -8 C Spargo > < 1.886 29 1.981 -4.80 24 -5 J Melksham > 1.504 30 1.947 -22.75 25 -5 T Woewodin 1.406 31 - - - - J Schache * 1.375 32 - - - - B Laurie < > * 1.300 33 - - - - D Turner < * 1.075 34 - - - - Team Rating 70.54 69.48 1.52 * Played less than two full matches (in total) < Subbed Out at least once or more (player rating could be comprised somewhat) > Subbed In at least once or more (player rating could be comprised somewhat) Stats courtesy of footwire.com & wheeloratings.com

We are in fine hands either way Luci. Uncle a deserved super sub for sure. Along the lines of Smithy!?? Pssst... A high end shiraz should do the trick!

Managing/Resting/General soreness, whatever tickles your fanny folks. Even if a player's genuinly 'managed' unfortunately they wont be left to their own devices laying back basking on a banana lounge sipping Pina Coladas poolside for days on end 🌴🌞🌴 The HP team will have an individual program layed out to ensure they are 'actively' resting in order to ensure they are primed for their return. While obviously player in question avoids the heavy hitting/ bruising and potential corkies etc from a full match day hit out and hopefully gets to overcome the bulk of any such issues. It comes back to the individual players and the coaches / HP crew coming together and discussing needs/wants as we enter this last foray prior to finals. And who, if any, end up being managed if the window is there should they have potential issues that warrant the active break. A fair percentage of whether the player does/doesn't would be determined in said discussions as well as the alignment of needs from a match up & coaches perspective in terms of game style, structure, available ins to cover off etc. Spoke to the Bont about this late last year and he said the seasons were already overly lengthy and about to become even more taxing now with the extra gather round thrown in. He said any 'in season' breaks are a god send for those in the regular starting 22 in order to make it through while playing a decent brand of footy.

Rolled Gold opportunity to rest some of our mature champs who've had a big year plus Salo for a freshen up as well (and not saying Salo isn't a champ just that he's had a somewhat diff pathway coming back in) Set us up beautifully for the final run home Would love to see May get the chance as well but cant see who covers for him at Casey. Grundy for Gawn Dunstan for Viney Hibbo for Salem with Hibbo taking on McVee's role and Mcvee taking on the higher up Salo role. Sparrow should be back for Harmes

So what you're really saying BN is ... In: Casey Out: Seniors

Maybe another early crow but... https://www.sen.com.au/news/2023/07/31/clayton-oliver-a-chance-for-round-21-clash-with-north-melbourne/

That's not hard. Just don't. Unless Maxy needs a week off managed etc against a lowly rated oppo or as sub to cover off against a very tall oppo team sheet or they're bringing in two genuine rucks. This week for example is the ideal 'managed' opportunity and Goodwin & the FD should be seriously considering doing so. He would then have a solid lead up of three matches to fine tune leading into finals. Perfect timing.

Better hurry back Luci or you might end up the permanent sub the way Uncle's going. Imagine if had something to work with. Active online Norf supporter coffers are pretty barren no doubt reflecting their poorly state over many years now.

The girl in their new ad must be a very good actress then

Red if he gets this call right Me at the inquest if he doesn't!

That would be some game or even 'games' DZ. Imagine if we bring that sort of form from about 80% of the boys during finals

Might take up the entire Dwayne's World segment if he called SEN about this beauty.

They are out here soon touring