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Very Jaded

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Everything posted by Very Jaded

  1. That kick was the perfect summation of our season. Absolute joke. (Was a good kick don’t get me wrong, but how it just stopped on the line?!)
  2. McDonald just says he “doesn’t think he did his ACL”. Jesus Christ! This year is cursed. Horrible game. Skills are embarrassing. Season needs to end fast.
  3. What a [censored] disgraceful game. Errors galore. Injuries. Can we call this season off?!
  4. [censored] off! How do you [censored] this up?’
  5. Disgusting. Ball use again.
  6. Jesus Christ Melbourne.
  7. Carlton will win this thanks to Silvagni
  8. Could anything be more Melbourne than McDonald being injured after kicking 6?! Why?!
  9. Every forward 50 entry is a goal to Carlton. The backline is having a shocker. Doesn’t help that Hore is down.
  10. Carlton are not out of it and we are down to 2 on the bench.
  11. Carlton are -40 frees for the year.
  12. How are the Centre bounces today? What a disgrace!
  13. I’m too sad about the state of affairs to be rational anymore. We are a shell of the team we were a year ago. The skill are embarrassing. The defensive effort is embarrassing. Yes we are missing players. So are they. Yes we are unfit, but that doesn’t excuse dumb decision making or a poor game plan. The excuses keep coming but we have nowhere to hide anymore. This season has been an enormous waste.
  14. Apparently we are whingers if we expect our team not to be horrible.
  15. Knee. It buckled. Went to get it strapped. Doesn’t look too serious.
  16. Nothing I love more than posters who are too stupid to have a conversation so they put together a dumb throw away line. You are free to ignore the “whingers” and enjoy this spectacular game of football.
  17. What part of our performance is acceptable to you? The ball use? Our goal kicking? Our defensive effort? This is a team that we beat by 109 points a year ago. We will be lucky to win it 12 months on, and it’s not because Carlton has improved. In fact they are missing their best 3 players.
  18. This goal kicking is not funny anymore. It is a serious mental problem that this club has ignored for too long.
  19. Lose this and I don’t know what Goodwin will say post game.
  20. Umpiring is pathetic. Fritsch’s kicking is a disgrace. This game is a delight.
  21. Neal Bullen. Kill me.
  22. Stupid autocorrect. Mary doesn’t deserve to be called names. She’s not why we are so bad!
  23. Is Preuss a horrible ruckman or am I just used to seeing Gawn?

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