Very Jaded

And they can’t miss either. I swear we will lose this. Gawn having an embarrassingly poor game.

Everyone keeps saying “once we get going”. When is that going to happen? Because they’re 2 goals up and we are still asleep.

Gawn has got to get his [censored] together. You’re the captain. Stand up.

Melksham tagging Zeibel? If so, he’s doing a terrible job.

Watching Tomlinson is breaking my heart. It’s just so so awful.

Doubling us in uncontested possessions. Absolutely inexcusable. Total lazy rubbish. Too many players ball watching. Fritta our only winner. Gawn and Oliver properly drinking it up.

This is PATHETIC. And not unexpected.

From all the players in the VFL I don’t know why Baker was the one they chose to play. He’s very average

Time for our captain to stand up

Wheels are starting to fall off

Midfield is a disgrace

We are so loose it’s embarrassing. We are playing like rubbish. Super lazy.

Tomlison in tears. All over. Shattering.

[censored] Tomlinson looks in a lot of trouble I knew things were going too well

You can tell we are not switched on We are without a doubt a massive risk of losing this Pathetic start

I hate this game already

I will never understand why we gave Viney a 5 year contract when he hasn’t had an injury free season in forever and has had foot issues for years.

Not the damn foot again! Ffs! I am thinking Gus into the guts and Baker to the wing.

Replace Saints with Cats, and that would be perfect ?

I am quite excited to see how we function with a really good tall FF. It’s been a very long time since we had one...

I mean if I’m going to be shattered, I might as well pay off my mortgage... ?

This game spells danger to me. Maybe it’s my MFCSS, maybe it’s the one sided media coverage, maybe it’s the high expectations or that today is a chance to break clear of the other team and go to 1st. Something feels unnatural to me about today, but I would take any win, no matter how small and no injuries and move on.

It’s ok. They keep their feet warm before they move to better clubs.

How normal Melbourne supporters are acting right now exhibit A: Me to my dad: good news Port are losing My Dad: things are going too well... bad [censored] is going to start happening soon Me: yep

Port looking mighty soft today against the Lion. Daniher is an appalling goal kicker.