Very Jaded

And as if tonight couldn’t get worse my Essendon mate texted me to say our season was a bigger waste than theirs and that we [censored] the bed. I texted him the score from their final two games and said this is what [censored] the bed and rolling in it looks like.

What a coincidence that Tomlinson played and they played so well. I am shocked.

Steven May take a bow. Player of the finals for me. If everyone was as disciplined as him, we’d be much better off. Absolutely immense. And he’s not getting any younger.

What a perfect way to go out. You couldn’t script it any better. Lost with [censored] goal kicking. I am truly over football. Sad to say I’m happy it’s over for 6 months. Peace out

Because other clubs don’t cop suspensions apparently 🙄 May will fart near Curnow and get 10 weeks

Schache is not a good player, but he’s a versatile one. If you’re Carlton you try to take Gawn out early

Gawn warming up as per MFC’s Instagram Abandon your MFCSS

Happy Jewish new year to everyone celebrating it, especially those of us who are choosing to attend the game over family dinner

@Dannyz literally told you he’s playing. Do not believe people’s so called friends. Believe him.

PSA: if you’re coming from South East, the Monash is stuffed. There’s an accident. So be aware

If you like your family that works out well for you

I’ve done way more work today than I did last Thursday in the lead up to the game. I call that a win.

I’m predicting better than 90% of any other ruckman with fully functioning toes

My dad asked me this morning if we should go. I told him we are not to speak of it until after the game tonight.

You and me both. It'll be dark by the time the game starts. You'll be fine.

At least nobody is on weather watch today

Kossie was at the first bounce. But my guess is that Gus going down threw everything into chaos. I would love to see Kosi and Trac interchange midfield and forward roles all night. It won’t happen tho.

Just turned 28

Very happy to hear that. The more Dees fans the better!

I was so nervous and excited last week. I feel nothing this week. Footy has been less than enjoyable since last Thursday if I'm being honest. Hope we put on a good display tonight and get the win.

Faaaark why is this umpire doing finals?!

They have a plethora of key forwards who they need to find money to keep. He isn’t their priority.

JJ is a natural inside mid. If he plays on ball, which I suspect he will since he’s replacing Gus, he will do well.

I mean I want Gulden for Grundy and a million dollars in my bank account. But what I want is not what I’ll get.

From emergencies only