Jaded No More

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What worries me is that Goodwin and the other coaches don't think they are communicating down to the bench well enough. Why is this a concept we are struggling with? Are the players to blame? Do our coaches have a communication problem? Do they want Macca on the bench to help with tactical changes on the ground during quarters? Anyway if McCartney is in charge of both player and coach development, how can he develop coaches if he is not in the box on game day assessing what is going on, which is the most important part of any coaches' job.

I'm in Collingwood (maybe 2km from the G) and it just down poured for about 2 minutes and stopped. It doesn't look promising for tonight. If we've learnt anything from last weekend, it's that we can't play in the wet.

Stupid Melbourne weather!

What if they want him to play against Essendon because we need speed against Essendon on the faster Etihad track? If we lose tonight it won't be because we missed Fritsch.

No issue with playing Weids. If we don’t play him now, with TMac out, then when do we play him? He has to get senior games to get better and develop.

I would say Fritsch having a rest and might be back for Essendon off a short break. I worry about losing leg speed but I suppose Hunt and Stretch in balance that out a bit. Not confident at all.

Today’s result makes me even more disgusted with our performance last week. We are our own worst enemy. From 4th to 13th with a woeful percentage. Yes it’s only round 5, but gees we are a pathetically infuriating side and I’m sick of copping [censored] from everyone about being a Melbourne supporter.

As some of us said last year, key defenders take a long time to mature and Oscar has certainly come on quicker than I expected. His calmness has really stood out this year while the rest of our backline has been [censored] their pants and running in circles. A real improver this year, in what I feel has been a disappointing start to the year for many players who seem to have stalled or regressed.

Great news re: TMac and Viney. Viney running and kicking in boots is really good news. Hopefully that means he isn’t pulling up sore anymore. Their inclusion in the side cannot come quickly enough. Both structurally and from a leadership perspective. Also good news that Bugg appears to have been dropped. I’m going to have a heart attack or a nervous breakdown one day watching him kick the pill.

Should start kicking goals from 20m out directly in front as a leader. Just saying.

True Melbourne supporters would know that because we got thrashed last week, weirdly we are more of a chance to play well this week. Besides this game is very special, and the pre-match ceremony alone is worth going for. Lucky I work in Collingwood, because trains will be a nightmare and there's no parking. Uber from work it is. Get there early if you are going. Getting into the ground last year was a drainer.

Agreed. While I don't want him playing senior footy at the moment, it certainly was not my hope that he is forced out of the team with injury. Wishing him a speedy recovery.

Said it more than once too. Exceptional was his word. The mind boggles.

He is a soul crushing football. He literally [censored] every contest he’s involved in. A momentum killer. Goodbye.

Wrong place to come after a loss if you want no negative comments. Hell, wrong place to come any time if you’re looking for positivity.

But he can’t fix his kicking. History suggests that last week was a fluke. He is the biggest energy drainer in this team. He is a momentum killer. He is a liability. Not a serious finals team with him. Needs to go. Next.

I know he’s hardly a world beater but we lack class and I think Stretch has class. He’s a good kick, he is not exceptionally slow and I thought he was starting to come good under Roos. We are playing too many of the same type of mid-sized plodders who give us little. Harmes, Melksham, Bugg... I mean roll them into 1 player and the result is the same. For all his flaws ANB is a hard runner and covers a lot of ground. And he can kick a bloody goal. The other 3 are on a hiding to nothing at the moment. As for Lewis, I’ve beaten that dead horse enough. I’m sick of his shizen and he needs to retire.

Top 9 only

Lacking confidence? Fumbles galore.

If I sold them I could probably pay for Clarkson to come coach Melbourne.

If Lewis is dropped I will donate my entire shoe collection to charity.

Hawks mascot must have been in our huddle at quarter time and freaked our players out

I will eat my arm if they drop Lewis. Worst vice captain in the AFL!

Our defense went to [censored] when Roos left. Goodwin is the one who has ruined our balance. This handball at all costs and bomb it long is his plan. It’s been happening for over a year now and even after a whole pre season nothing has changed. For once we have the list to at the very list play finals, but we don’t have the coaching staff. Typical.