Jaded No More

I’m switching off the phone until the end of this game. The prsssure is too much for me and for them too I’m afraid.

Tyson is more lucky than a good footballer. Let me tell you he is a deer in headlights. How can we continuously let the opposition kick late goals in quarters? Goodwin teaches them nothing or they are just dumb as dog [censored]?

Why why why why why?!!!! Why are we always asleep after a goal?! It’s so [censored] costly and infuriating. I’m so sick of this!

Take a bow Hannan! Now do not concede before the siren!!

West Coast will [censored] this in. You watch. I cant trust anyone in this team.

[censored] I am so sick of this team. So sick of this gutless bunch of losers. Man the [censored] up. Finals are gone otherwise. So sick of this [censored]!!!!

Pathetic

Trac is absolute rubbish today. Our entire forwardline is a shambles today.

We cannot handle the pressure.

STOP. FALLING. OVER. LEWIS! Faaaaaark

The [censored] forwardline is so annoying. Someone stay down!

Trac is having a [censored] mare. Fumbles and turnovers galore

Very lucky there. Tyson is a massive panic merchant.

We can’t just keep the momentum going. We kill ourselves with the easy goals.

Nobody get excited. Nobody jinx us. Remain calm!

Hibbo. FML. Take him off now and assess it?

Spargo is cooked. He needs a rest.

Welcome to literally every match Melbourne has played this season.

Replacing Jeff in the “invisible forward” category.

Far out the West Coast supporters are a sad bunch of coke sniffers

Take a bow Jetta you star!

Oliver to Tyson is like Ferrari to a pick up truck

How good has Weid been?!!! His hands are amazing.

How can Trac not make the damn distance? Rubbish.

I’ve had enough of Jones. I fee bad for saying this, but he’s our captain and that miss was inexcusable.