Jaded No More

Come on GWS. Exhaust them.

GWS was more dead than my Pfizer arm. But there’s a tiny heart beat.

Are GWS THAT bad, or are Geelong really good?

Yes just the most important part of footy isn’t going well. They can’t kick. Or take marks. No worries.

Their best player has only himself to blame. Their forwardline is a disgrace and he could make a massive difference.

GWS is embarrassing. Their forwardline is more abandoned than Melbourne after 9pm.

Ok GWS you’re done. Start smashing skulls. Thanks.

[censored] me GWS are putrid. Make it a contest at least. Jesus Christ.

The only thing he has going for himself is that he’s good to look at. It’s all downhill after that. This game is embarrassing on all levels. Mostly skills.

God I despise Hawkins.

We need to have a quiet chat to the AFL before we play Geelong next week. This umpiring bias is totally unacceptable

Great goal. We have a pulse.

Leon Cameron with all the inspiring personality of a wallpaper

You have options. We are stuck in lockdown, curfew has kicked in, and it’s pouring rain. WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE LEFT 😭

Infuriating. GWS horrible. Geelong disgusting. If we somehow lose to Geelong next week I am burning WA down.

Oliver’s poo would be BOG tonight.

Mumford is embarrassing.

Well you can be sure we will be playing Geelong and the umpires next week. Disgraceful.

GWS against our backline. Lol. Sadly won’t happen. This game is painful. I hope GWS start bashing skulls when they know the game is beyond them.

I’m on an alcohol ban this weekend. Lockdown is not good for my drinking. On the other hand, this game is not good for my sobriety.

Geelong clearly the better team. I really don’t want to play them again.

I’m not drunk enough for this game.

To be fair they are both revolting clubs.

I do wonder how much of this is a popularity contest? Bont is a nice guy on the field, so other players vote for him. Wines and Oliver are competitive beasts. Probably not out there making friends.

No state in Australia will have Victorians at the moment without an exemption, and no state is giving our exemptions for desperate footy fans. So unless you can swing a work or compassionate exemption, good bloody luck to you!