Jaded No More

Few teams would have the financial luxury of a goal kicking coach after the brutal budget cuts as a result of Covid. We do however have Mark Williams. Surely he can fix this debacle?

Viney needs to go. He is making our midfield too defensive and he’s a liability with ball in hand and can’t get off the ground fast enough to defend. I don’t think we need another inside mid to replace him, especially with Vanders playing well enough to justify getting another game next week. Maybe Melksham can help us hit a target going inside 50, but most likely he just won’t do anything for 98 minutes. I am guessing no change. Edit: lol at people suggesting we drop Brown. Literally the least of our problems. Had a better game than Tmac.

The only thing worse than watching us play like trash, is having to come on here and read your trash. You are a miserable troll.

This is precisely why nobody gives us a realistic chance to win a flag. Champion teams have killer instincts. The only thing we possess is a [censored] the bed instinct. Woeful performance across the board. Most disappointed in our leaders. Gawn dumb and ineffective. Viney a liability and a complete plodder. Trac with the Hollywood football. Tmac not a yelp. If this team doesn’t learnt to kick mother[censored] goals I swear to god. [censored] great way to say thanks to our record breaking membership. Melbourne, you’ve done it again!

[censored] you Melbourne

Spargo outstanding today.

I’m over this game. Just put us out of our misery and be done with it.

Game over. We are disgusting. Fumble. Fumble. Fumble. There goes our top 2 chance.

Pathetic clearance work. Absolutely revolting.

And people don’t think we should call Clarkson. The man is a genius. Getting out coached and out played badly.

This is hallmark loss from Melbourne.

[censored] you Melbourne. Just [censored] you. Pathetic.

Playing like [censored] millionaires. Pathetic.

Bread and butter for Kosi. Vanders has been very good.

JFC. This game is a disaster.

These umpires are [censored]. What a disgrace. Just hand them the game you blind cheats.

FML. Just trash. What a great way to start this third quarter.

If we don’t start dominating the clearances I will scream. Look at the team we are fielding and look at theirs. This is only a contest because Hawks want it and are applying serious pressure and we are playing like lazy flogs.

Lol Viney tagging Mitchell to 20 touches at half time. FMD. Time to get serious. You either want to stamp your authority on this competition or you want to continue to be untrustworthy.

[censored] over this. We play pathetic football against crap opposition. We need the win and the percentage. Pull your finger out and get going. This is just inexcusable to let Hawthorn waltz inside 50 for easy goals. Can’t even win a clearance against these plodders. Viney absolute crap. Need a hell of a lot more from Tmac too.

Sickening. Typical. Predicable.

[censored] this. I’m so over this club. PUT THE [censored] FOOT DOWN.

If we ever wake up this might be a good game.

Petty coming back on. Maybe a cork?

FML these umpires.