Jaded No More

If he doesn't have his charge reduced at the appeals board, then I reckon you are spot on 🙃

Or is that a negative?

Thank you Staff. It was the get together at your house that, if you believe Max, changed the course of history for this club and propelled us to win a flag. You have been instrumental in achieving that premiership, and will forever be a MFC great for doing so. Wishing you all the very best in the future.

He was wearing the wrong black and white stripes

Absolute tragedy. RIP Sam.

Christian Petracca endorsed this news on social media. Good enough for me

And Petty up forward, oh my!

Does it take one to know one? Asking for Jack.

Incoming meltdowns that we gave him too many years in 3...2...1.... Well done Jack. Never in doubt. Red and blue forever.

I hope it's also a celebration of Maynard getting a well deserved smack down.

I'm quite partial to Paris in the spring. Kosi and I are therefore both leaving.

I hope Punt Road End's server is big enough to handle a daily ALL CAPS meltdown about his non selection

Is your coriander Kade Chandler approved?

I don't think Gus will be involved in anything, will he @WalkingCivilWar? I hope if he does, that the club makes a massive deal about it, because I reckon you'll get 10,000 more fans there if they know we are getting to farewell Gus properly. I will of course be there regardless, as will my husband, who is gutted to be losing his favourite player Nibbler

If we traded Kosi for Houston, I reckon you would be able to take an early retirement from the money you'd make off the Demonland meltdowns.

This is what happened yesterdy

Andy IS Tom Morris

Oliver has NEVER said he was leaving, nor has the club since last year. Viney is about to sign an extension. Trac has his own issues, and the club has told you multiple times he is going nowhere. Just because fans are melting down over the fake news about our demise, doesn't mean Kosi is.

He looked terrible two weeks ago against Port kicking 4 goals and having 21 touches. I would trade for Beau McCreery

Congratulations to the AFL for joining the 21st century, 20 years too late.

That's a great book, and the TV series is also really good. Highly recommend.

Has Kosi? It's easy to pick on clubs that have a good list and fail, like ours, that much is clear. What isn't clear is where is the media pile on on the Pies, from premiers to bottom 8, or Geelong last year, or this year for that matter for what happened to Stangle. Please imagine the headlines if it was Clarry instead. Why is it ok to cut the Pies slack because of their injuries, but ours are completely ignored? Can you imagine the outrage if Goodwin came out and said we got robbed by the umpires because the game wasn't played at the MCG? Like honestly, just imagine how he would get cut to shreds by the entire AFL journalist community. I understand why we are getting picked on, and that's fine, we have been a total disappointment this season. But we are not alone, so why are we copping more than most?

Oh good, another 30,000 pages coming up for @Demonland

I was saying that the implication that players didn’t know Trac was in Noosa until today is laughable. My dad who checks Instagram once a month when he accidentally clicks on the icon on his phone, knew that Trac was in Noosa. These journalists never should have dropped out of clown school.