Jaded No More

Decision making isn’t great now.

STOP HANDBALLING TO NOBODY

This is the Melbourne I know and love. Now let’s keep on with it. Don’t do the usual [censored] and go on holidays and let the opposition come back.

Brayshaw butchering the ball again

Hope Ben is ok and not concussed. Looks nasty.

Max Gawn tapping to Brisbane’s mids.

Daniher has his kicking boots on. Fantastic.

Why did we bring Harmes in if he isn’t tagging Neale???

Ben Brown to FB. Lever to FF. Genius.

Goal kicking is going to kill me again

Friday night games are always 7:50pm start time.

I feel sick 🤮 First time since last year’s finals that I feel genuinely sick with nerves about a game. Things matter again. I don’t like it.

JJ isn’t a bad sub option. He can play wing mid half forward or half back. And he’s definitely closest to our 22.

Groin soreness a week from finals isn’t ideal. Salem has had a year to forget.

Female presidents have long been kicking goals in the AFL.

I do wonder if Yze would want to meet Essendon as it does make it much easier with kids not moving interstate.

Definitely Hunt.

What the hell is soreness? Who isn’t sore in round 22? Bloody hell.

Rutten aside (who I feel very sorry for), I am so here for this Essendon meltdown

Hird's coaching record is 41 wins, 42 losses, 142 illegal injections and 10 years of football obscurity. Sounds to me like he definitely should coach them again. My Essendon mate literally said today that he has it in him to be an amazing coach and that he would love to have him back. They are literally brainwashed and delusional. Long may it continue.

Finals start tonight.

Bwahahahahahaha Essendon

I feel so sad for him. He was dropped and made sub around the same time last year and ended up as sub in the grand final. I feel like he’s more than earnt his spot this season and I hope it’s just a temporary rest and he’s back in the side for finals.

I spoke to my crystal ball and it told me tonight Goody will pull a massive surprise and announce a grand total of 0 changes.

Fritta would very clearly run his own hair gel company that also double as super glue.