Jaded No More

Where is the duty of care for the spaghetti?

He should sue them for letting two thugs break his throat in a game

There are better lawyers on this website ffs. Why was our argument so weak?

Where is the Carlton lawyer?

I agree. The vibes are off and I don’t think our counter argument was at all strong enough.

I’m not that impressed with our rebuttal. I expected more. Also where was the argument that this isn’t a strike?

It has no questions? I have about 900 questions

It happened

Jordan is gone

It’s a 6 part special with how long this has gone on. Episode 1: The Stretcher Episode 2: MRO’s day out Episode 3: Tribunal Tribulations Episode 4: OUTRAGE Episode 5: The Appeal Episode 6: JVR on winning the Coleman

Ok Melbourne is back up on the stand This is juicier than an episode of Judge Judy after school

That’s the dude doing the live reporting from the hearing. Not the actual lawyers.

Surely we get a right of reply to this lying sack of [censored] making up rules and concocting imaginary injuries.

Except nowhere in the law does it say that you have a duty of care when going to contest the ball. Where is that specific law?

The AFL is arguing that JVR injured Ballard. Since when does free to play next week = injured?

Why did we accept on Tuesday night that contact was not accidental?! Wtf!!

The AFL’s position is just that, a position. We have rules and laws. You can’t just change your position on a written law to suit your current agenda! We are either following the law or we aren’t. Also Ballard was unharmed so who says this spoil was careless?

Is the AFL arguing that their rules are wrong? What a [censored] show

This new lawyer is good. I’m thinking his arguments can’t really be disputed.

Can we play the race card? This is clearly a play to get the Dutch. No non- Dutch players got suspended this week.

We should just go in there and tell them they’re wrong and stupid

We are trying to bamboozle them with lawyer talk 😂

I would like to see the final figures across the league. Would not be surprised to see a drop off. With the insane cost of living, I imagine many people put footy memberships low on their list of money spending priorities. If you can't pay your mortgage or your rent, are you really spending a few hundred bucks on a footy membership?

Hot tip. Don't cut it off, untie it. The pom pom would be actually looped on as both the pom pom and beanie are a fully fashion knit, hence no stitching is used. If you cut it, you will inevitably cut the knit itself which will unravel the whole thing. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Do we know who is on the appeals board tonight?