Jaded No More

Better than Zorko and Berry 🤮

I would rather be soft than a bunch of thugs and sexual predators

Swans for me. For JJ and honestly I would be happy for Grundy too. I despise Brisbane, even tho I don’t mind Fagan. Overall it’s not the worst outcome because Pies Carlton Geelong and Essendon can’t win.

Please take no offense to this, but this is one of the ****test takes on Demonland. Collingwood and Maynard competed so hard post flag they didn’t even make the 8.

I don’t mind this Katy Perry performance. She sounds good and it’s fun and upbeat.

My lack of care is a solid 9.5 out of 10. But let’s go Swans because of JJ and because one of my closest friends is a die hard Swans fan. And also because I despise Brisbane.

What a fantastic turnaround from him given where he was 12 months ago.

Don’t ask questions that will get people banned for answering

Just tell them if Gus' retirement was our fault, then Murphy's retirement was their fault. Simple.

No you couldn't, hence why the guys who sneaked across ended up going to court.

Peatling for mine as he won’t cost us a first round pick as well. And he’s much much younger and fills a midfield need which is greater than our half back needs.

But watching Zorko cry two years in a row would make the pain go away for me 😂

And the silver lining is that I got to watch it with my mum and husband, whereas if the game was at the G it would have just been dad and I watching it together.

When Gawn took that mark and kicked it, I swear that I woke up the whole street with my screaming and crying. I was lying on the floor of our bedroom, unable to watch him take the kick, and as soon as he kicked it my husband said "he got it" and I just yelled so loudly I swear he questioned why he married an insane person. 2021 was a magical time to be a Melbourne supporter, except Covid ruining it.

I was actually my dad's carer during Covid, as my mum doesn't drive and dad needed to get to medical appointments, so technically we did not break the rules. But like hell I was going to miss watching the flag with my dad who I've been going to the footy with for more than 2 decades! I am still salty that WA shut their borders to every state and territory. We were fully prepared to fly to the NT and quarantine before heading over to Perth. Hell we were going to fly to Perth and quarantine for 2 weeks and risk not winning the prelim. We even looked at flying to Singapore, quarantining and then flying into WA for the grand final. I would have walked on broken glass to be there in person.

After Fritsch kicked the goal that started our comeback, I refused to sit down for the rest of the night. I paced around the living room and clocked in close to 8000 steps by the time the game ended. With 4 minutes left my dad said we should open the champagne (a very expensive bottle we got as a wedding present) and I yelled at him “DO NOT JINX US WE CAN STILL LOSE”. I then proceeded to drink half that bottle and order $700 worth of merch 🫠 My favourite photo of the night was one my husband took of my dad and I hugging post game. We were both in tears. Even my mum who cares so little about football was crying!

My multiple cheese boards have been used many times… and no I definitely didn’t order two while a little tipsy post game and then got a third one from my MIL 😂

The Derk and Kolt show has a nice ring to it. The next Gus and Gawn.

I think I'm still nursing the celebratory hangover

He was their social media star in 2023. His brand could be massive 😬😂

No but my dad rang them and they said they received his request although it looped back over and over.

Anyone else clicked on the Opt In section in order to select if they want a card and a scarf, and it sent them on an endless loop of asking the same 2 questions over and over again? I fully expected the prices to go up this year. Spending nearly $2000 on two memberships this year sure hurts after the season from hell tho.

I’d argue that given the Dogs form at the MCG, and given we would have had far more support on the day given the MCC is so heavily stacked with Melbourne supporters, we would have won comprehensively against the Dogs at the G too. To suggest 2021 was a Covid flag is just wrong. It was full games, full quarters, not one single game was shortened or missed. But we had to play multiples games interstate and hub for weeks prior to the grand final, and needed to win 3 straight away finals to win it all. It was and always will be the single hardest premiership to win for a Victorian side. It was a golden opportunity for the interstate sides and they [censored] the bed. Too bad so sad.

Death, taxes and Port [censored] the bed in finals

If only that was the worst thing Stringer has done to the mother of his child. To compare him to Clarry is downright offensive.