Jaded No More

Why?

The sun is shining. It came out this morning.

If that isn’t the biggest indictment on Schache being soft, given he’s bigger than Tmac, I don’t know what is.

He’s been ruled out of the prelim with a hammy. His body is just not it anymore.

He is somehow underrate. Which is laughable because he is probably the best FB in the game right now. His sheer will to win is what makes him a joy to watch. We are very lucky to have him, but he is also coming to the end of his career and not winning another flag without him and Gawn still playing top football would be a total waste. We won’t be able to replace those two.

Farewell Grundy. I don’t think we handled this situation well but I understand why we got him. I wish him the very best.

May Lever and McVee are not why we lost. In fact our backline once again must be fuming. Work so hard to keep the opposition to a low score and then watch our forwards butcher their chances. Incredibly frustrating. Fritta had a finals campaign I think he’d rather forget. And Langdon a season I think he won’t be happy with.

If we ever cop that [censored] #22 umpire in a final again I’ll spew. What a pathetic gutless biased trash umpire he is.

Speak for yourself. I have no voice left and a throbbing headache. M50 and M51 were very loud all night!

And as if tonight couldn’t get worse my Essendon mate texted me to say our season was a bigger waste than theirs and that we [censored] the bed. I texted him the score from their final two games and said this is what [censored] the bed and rolling in it looks like.

What a coincidence that Tomlinson played and they played so well. I am shocked.

Steven May take a bow. Player of the finals for me. If everyone was as disciplined as him, we’d be much better off. Absolutely immense. And he’s not getting any younger.

What a perfect way to go out. You couldn’t script it any better. Lost with [censored] goal kicking. I am truly over football. Sad to say I’m happy it’s over for 6 months. Peace out

Because other clubs don’t cop suspensions apparently 🙄 May will fart near Curnow and get 10 weeks

Schache is not a good player, but he’s a versatile one. If you’re Carlton you try to take Gawn out early

Gawn warming up as per MFC’s Instagram Abandon your MFCSS

Happy Jewish new year to everyone celebrating it, especially those of us who are choosing to attend the game over family dinner

@Dannyz literally told you he’s playing. Do not believe people’s so called friends. Believe him.

PSA: if you’re coming from South East, the Monash is stuffed. There’s an accident. So be aware

If you like your family that works out well for you

I’ve done way more work today than I did last Thursday in the lead up to the game. I call that a win.

I’m predicting better than 90% of any other ruckman with fully functioning toes

My dad asked me this morning if we should go. I told him we are not to speak of it until after the game tonight.

You and me both. It'll be dark by the time the game starts. You'll be fine.

At least nobody is on weather watch today