Moonshadow

You mean he wears a hat whilst doing that to alpacas? Tasteless.

That's an interesting twist....

Too much for Bitty to cope with dc. One step per post please.

Things must be desperate up Romsey way when you start asking IT advice to a guy on a footy forum. Do you want Dr Mubutu to give you advice on your heart procedure?

I think so. Saw in the paper it was aiming to be open by Fri night. Used to be a great spot to down a few before a game. Been gentrified, by the sounds of it.

The bar at Etihad got a big boost from me on Sat night.

Indeed. Very telling, dc. Things have certainly gone down hill out Romsey way since BBO arrived. Surprisingly (not), house prices in Clifton Hill has risen dramatically since he moved out.

No. That paper only has large pictures and 3 word sentences.

.....but not quite as much as you, old fella. If you have a problem with magpies, put Nathan Buckley in charge of the situation. He's sure to completely f**k them up. He's got prior experience.

Is Dom. Is good.

Boom, tishhh! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzz...zzzzz.zzzzzzz.........

Boom, tishhh!

Cassava is seven letters and is a root vegetable, which I suspect describes your favourite pastime!

The bell's gone. Back to tormenting the next generation of delinquents Bitty. Got your strap ready?

Get back to class! Hope you are not doing this on a work computer Bitty.

Guava?

Welcome back Bitty. http://youtu.be/ND31PWVW-TQ

Don't encourage him Bitty.

Thanks for the segue Bitty. Thought you have your hands full with your pecker obsession. Back to it mate.

Not to mention 'land sensorship.....

A man in your condition should not get worked up over these things Bitty. You'll have a coronary. Better to get angry over Hogan's collapsed spine than a computer glitch

You missed absolutely nothing jnr.

Just as well your ticker is getting an overhaul. The ladies won't know what's hit them! Hope it goes well.

New lady on the scene Bitty?

Ploise explain?