Moonshadow

A big thank you to @Ungarie boy for finding a great place for Uncle Bitters and I to stay in Canberra. Highly recommend his travel agency should any Demonlanders think of coming this way.

Really? There are plenty of other fish to fry. Sad that a thread is committed to this.

They got mis-autocorrected for "terrible" Steve

As good as he's been, Oliver will be absolute A grade rolls Royce next year

Did enough good things to hold his place. Looking forward to seeing him next week vs aints

As I said to the imported GWS intellectuals who talked amongst themselves in front of us for most of the match: "looking forward to hearing you sing the song correctly loud and clear!"

Driven 7 hours. Put up with enough flatulance from bbo to cause the sea to rise 10m. About to snow at ground. The people seated in front of me don't know a single thing about the game. Only portable toilets and frozen pies. And this is what the team puts on!

If we hit the pizz after with the players it might become Weekend at Bernies

Picture that with a Demons scarf around the neck. Mad Max crossed with Pricilla.

On the highway with Uncle Bitter. White knuckle driving at its best. Mad Max-esque. If you see two empty seats in the throng of the Hill Stand you'll know we crashed and burned

Not apples with apples. Watts plays a different role and Weid is a 2nd year key forward with only a handful of games under his belt.

Given his versatility, probably is. If the Weid came on a bit earlier than expected and we got Lever, TMac would certainly carry trade value, much more than his bro or Frost. It would be interesting to see what eventuated if we got Lever early in the trade period and a club offered a future 2018 first rounder for TMac

No. Selwood also beats him for kicks and marks

AFL has confirmed that every club can trade is 1st round pick this year. The rule is 2 first rounders in 4 years, including 2 in the last 4 years. However, clubs can apply to the AFL for exemptions based upon "acting responsibly". Not sure how this places the Cats next year with their trades for Danger and Touey. The Hun has an article explaining this, but the paywall stops me reading

Get Ben Brown...... a decent haircut.

With the extra 20% in the salary cap $800k is what he would expect and other stars on our list will command in the coming years. No, we do not have to use this year's 1st round pick. Isn't it 2 over a 4 year period? We used 2 on Oliver and Weid. I can see ANB or Kent being in the mix for a trade, possibly Stretch. Might be 3-way. This draft is reportedly good at the top end but shallow. However we all know Taylor's ability to find gold late in the order. Next year's is supposed to be high quality and deep. I hope we keep our 2018 1st and 2nd round picks, or trade for one as Saints did with Hawks this year.

Channeling the spirit of Sir Robert Menzies and the Rolls?

Winner winner chicken dinner

What's the difference between 'rested' (Hannan) and 'omitted' (JKH and Trenners)?

Deadly treadley to Romsey first (leaving soon) then assess the state of the "merc", or shall I more accurately refer to it as the mazda 323. Haven't decided whether I'll hitch from there. Looking likely though dc.

I will definitely need to keep the passengers side window open as i have heard from Biff that Bitters likes to drive whilst marinading in his foul flatulence. Might end up doing a Special Robert and hitch hiking most of the way. I know for sure he won't touch my deconstructed lattes or tofu burgers

Are you talking about his 100 in 100 days bet (which he won) from his Hawthorn days?

Watts as 3rd tall forward. Plenty aren't contested marking machines. Heard of Buddy Franklin?

FWIW Sam McLure reporting on SEN that Lever himself has met with Melbourne officials and some Melbourne players. Also reports that he is happy to stay at Crows as he likes the life there, just unhappy with their offer Edit. Got in before me qwerty

Has the new software excluded Prodee? Haven't seen him around since. Still no coincidences Andy?