Bitter but optimistic

Quite right Luci. Sorry gents and sheilas would have been a preferred form of address.

Now you have two!

Bah to you both. The bottle is deliberately out of picture in order not to appear boastful about my extravagant taste in Shiraz. I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

Thanks but no thanks Neil. Due to their prior location I don't envision using your "long sox" for any purpose.

For non aligned supporters tonight's game will be boring. For Norf supporters tonight's game will be tragic. For Dees supporters tonight's game will be exultation.

I did ..... but I've "cashed out" !

Mate you've highlighted the great weakness in umpiring - inconsistency. Decisions are paid, one week, one quarter, by one one umpire .... then it's not paid. It drives me ( and I guess most supporters) [censored] nuts.

Probably paid Redleg

Why must commentators always call blood "claret"?

I only go for those no win no pay charletons

Bah ... tin shed.

Jesus Dub- don't mozz me - I've had a fair crack at the Saints!

[censored] me. That [censored] @Redleg started the malicious rumour that I drink Chateau Cardboard. I'm going to sue the [censored]!

Nah deever - he needs to rotate his noggin 180 degrees for that!

I've put a week's wine budget on the Saints.

Just completing luncheon with the mandatory cheese platter

That's a tad negative WCW!

Your Uncle Bitter is a patient man WCW. I'd let you have a few tries at getting it right.

Good Lord dc - that's very presumptuous of you!

It would achieve high ratings!

Correct Jaded, I expect they will come out hard. They may well hang around until half time .... but after that ....

Deisal / Weasel - that's [censored] funny !

A few posters have expressed doubts and concerns about the game against Norf. I don't get it! We will [censored] on Norf from a great height!

That's a very creative solution dc ! I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

Sadly not the most practical appendages during a Romsey winter dc .