Bitter but optimistic

The shify effer is probably from Burwood.

Mine is a bloody good bloke!

Good points. Actually DC has commented on his proctologist. I hope he had hands like Mike Tyson. However, I'm now feeling uncomfortable Redleg best leave this conversation alone.

So you have exposed youself ( as it were) DC! However, you go too far mentioning the vicuna - they are sneaky little bustards! I'll have to ensure that lads don't read this. Dentists are also sneaky bustards and should be avoided.

I recently saw that the Burwood Boy was casting nasturtiums on my Alpacas and calling them camels. Well they deny this allegation (despite disreputable scientific evidence to the contrary). They see it as an issue belonging to the distaff side of the family and don’t wish to become involved – Those nasty spitters are seen as the black sheep of an honourable genealogy. Keep those malicious comments to yourself. (You know who are and should be ashamed)

Does your wife read this site Redleg? If so, you are obviously a man who likes to live on the edge.

You have been in the doldrums OD. If you cannot drink your way out of it - here is the sad alternative.

Why not? No doubt it was cold and wet and nasty and there was a hot milo waiting .............................. What's a man expected to do?

That's the spirit!

The church could have done with a reformer like yourself Biffen. They missed a rare opportunity. Although the Argy has probably washed down the odd Alpaca chop with some of the local brew. BTW if flogging yourself is a prerequisite then quite a few Demonlanders would at least get to the first cut.

The brown robes displayed a cunningly understated sense of dress that no doubt fulfilled the poverty and humility clauses. However, I'd like to know how you got away with the "cat o nine tails" tucked under your arm.

I'm sure it's a fine shiraz OD but best put the cork back for a while.

Do you sit outside that establishment and observe or do actually go inside and do fecal things. I'm just wondering if this is what cost you the papacy?

Blame Elwood for starting this. It's called the Irish Virginity Test - but I like the colour scheme. Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, ‘Well, you need three things from a DIY shop: a can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.’ Paddy asked, ‘And what do I do with these, doc?’ The doc replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, “That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw”, you hit her with the shovel.’

Yeah bad luck. Can't believe an appropriately dubious character like you missed out to some w.. from a country that can't hang on to some fly speck islands that no one cares about. Typical catholic molesters.

Corrected!

Once again Biffen (sic) you get straight to the heart of matters. Consider the nobility on Demonland - no need to mention names . And the aspiring nobility - no need to mention names - but don't get into a stew over it. The aspirants are masters at holding their own - continuously.

Is this what baker's call a "noble rise" ?

I guess holding your own is the least you can do. However, and I'd like a Burwood opinion on this, is holding another's even more noble?

It's time to " man up" Od. CHill the Shiraz for 15 minutes. And... while you're waiting, look above, and think about about the possibilities of peeling a banana.

You're not drinking enough red wine od.

That's because the Masons got to them first!

No longer shrivelled looking DC?

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Goats doesn't think so.

That was the Masons OD.