Bitter but optimistic

Come on picket.. now is the time to fess up to watching internet porn. We won't tell Mrs,picket

I fear my confession would fill several pages of this thread.

You should have continued dc, and meandered in a roughly NW direction, until you reached sunny shores of Romsey. The inadequacies of Borewood would have been immediately apparent.

A ridiculous article that lacks any credibility whatsoever. I glanced at it expecting to see Romsey firmly entrenched at number1 but to my and the lads chagrin, Romsey was not mentioned. The lads were so outraged they damaged their computer and have cancelled their subscription to that vile newspaper.

An excellent summation.

As usual, it seems, I have to be the whipping boy. Recently Biffen, a beastly fellow at best, described certain aspects of my behaviour as "putrid" - can you believe that? And now Dr, Hopping Dick uses some kraut swear word to offend my good self.

Nice whack. Well it seems as though you had quite a spiffing adventure Earl. However, it seems to me you have been too generous with your staff. I mean .. what is the good of having servants if they are not servile? I suggest a few thrashings to encourage proper lickspittling Now as to these sarcocophagi you have "imported" - I presume you will not be sharing the details with your "free trade" friends. And where will you display them? Will your good lady's herbarium have to make way? I suppose I could provide some short term storage at the Manor but antiquities don't fit with my more post - apocalyptic layout. But each to his own in such matters of course.

or fracture her!!

This is the crazy season - but who the [censored] is Harrison McKay?

Avoiding beggars and street people hopefully.

Nice pun WJ.

Actually I think only myself and Bbub are sane.

FMD!! Things are quiet! I can understand the unscrupulous lawyers not posting ... but where is everyone else? Well ... Biffen is doing porn Moonshadow is doing himself OD is doing his teeth dc is doing oldies Earl hood is doing the cheap free trade coffee palaces. R and bluebeard is singing soprano in a choir. I notice fautly det has been posting - well he'd be blowing himself. And as for Doctor Hopping Dick - FMD. Anyway that's just the posters over the last few days!!! Bunch of weirdos .. And people reckon I'm a pervert!! FMD I'm not even in the game.

Missed that od! I backed him the other day and made a profit. A punter I'm not!

Test over! Series over! Kiwis WAP!

FMD !! Lun a [censored] ing tic!!

FMD song !! That is deep!!

You are a lunatic picket - no doubt about it!!

How dare you dc?? Hiram Abif would turn in his very geometric grave if we start disclosing masonic secrets on this site. Typo on Hiram's name

I was a "Sharpie". Well at least my haircut was. However, it didn't really matter_ I went to school in Clifton Hill and had to fight either the "Collingwood boys" or "The Fitzroy High Boys". Did all right too if the numbers were reasonably equal.

Thank you Earl - your sage advice is always appreciated. However, I must differ on one point. When attempting to minimise my taxation burden, I deal directly with my lawyers. I find that group far shiftier .... ,errr more, shall we say flexible. Although, as you can imagine, gains are to some extent offset by exorbitant fees of course!!

Just to add to many concerns you have Earl, I saw a fellow in Crazeyburn wearing a nicely styled North Fitzroy hipster man bun...... it matched his tatts rather well I thought. BTW I was just driving through in the Merc and observing poor people.

Christ Stu !! Give it a break!

[censored] me 'luded - what a pisser, can I use this line? ......somewhere "like soap scum on the shower glass, you can never really get it all out."

That's very funny Biffen. You are quite the cunning linguist at times.