Bitter but optimistic

A man returns from his regular Sunday servicing to find this. What a scurrilous conspiracy? An unholy union if ever there was one. The “lads” are mortified at being labelled fox killers. I’ll do my bit to make certain there are no Queen’s honours for you two.

No reputable organisation wouldn't have a chapter in such a scruffy place as Burwood.

Sorry to be blunt but you need to take a firm grip of yourself Biffen. Tasers indeed! Has all tradition gone out the window? The Christain brothers made me the man I am and they stuck to tradition. I must go, I’m having an attack of the vapours.

May have to buy myself a cravat and Jodhpors ,riding crop etc. The riding crop is compulsory. A selection of good rattan canes would help. As would a tawse ..... but I digress.

if you could connect me up with some of your allies in the House of Lords I am willing to learn . It’s all about image Biffo. How do you expect the landed gentry to take you seriously if your address is The Gatwick Private Hotel? I mean really!!! Even Burwood would have more appeal. And look at your scruffy picture. I realize you would cope famously with some of the upper house “eccentricities” but you would require a major makeover. Sorry to be hurtful.

Good question RL. As you have correctly observed, Latex makes a perfectly functional raincoat. However, I believe there are those of other “persuasions” ( not necessarily religious) who like wearing latex for more, shall we say personal reasons. And then of course there is Biffen who appears to observe the guiding principle that “nothing exceeds likes excess”. OD. Even without anaesthetic it will probably be better than Monday at the "G.

I must confess to having only a passing (as opposed to working) knowledge of such peccadillos. Consulting with a British conservative politician may be useful. However, I do know that quite a bit of GBH has been enacted at the Gatwick over the years.

Rainwater is not usually the primary liquid of concern to latex afficionados. Edit spelling

Latex is quite versatile.

Yes Yes I know OD but I think we would both be enlightened by Biff's explanation of " sensitive " matters. BTW I'm betting it's warmer in Bangkok than Romsey. And I'll be there at the end of the month. Another BTW, if you discover a good tailor let me know.

I think Biff was specific only about peeled bananas OD. Just keep that thought in mind and avoid them. I'll leave it to Biff or perhaps the Burwood boy to expand on this matter.

You been slumming it DC?

Just keep drinking OD. The pain does go. Eventually.

The redbacks ate them.

2025 finals. Just did an edit for you Jazz!

I would settle for average ATM!!!!

I am spending 15/16 days there and really looking forward to it. I have travelled extensively in SE Asia (love the place and people) but first time to Myanmar. Will give you a report.

I'll stick to changing partners!!!

I'm sticking to the clams.

Nah that was in Cusco last year DC. However, there is a certain fraternity in Bangkok that knows a bit about fashion, make up etc !!

I'm heading to Bangkok on the 30th June OD - and then Myanmar.

I'm changing the title - no point in setting limits. This is where the no limits policy failed me. I think I may have O D'd!!

You're getting into personal territory now OD but generally sleeping with one is enough.

Send him an email from your I-pad OD.

Moonshadow must be in on it too. Maybe satellite surveillance. How else would he know that I'm 4foot 11 and wafer thin. Jesus you guys are all over it. Next thing I'll be accused of being too friendly with the Alpacas. Biffen was right all along - live on the streets.