Bitter but optimistic

Here’s the latest update from Norf. Not a lot of posts to choose from but hey ….. they’re totally [censored] up so that’s to be expected . ( Love it ) Here’s a couple of pragmatists “I've had tickets to fly down and watch this for a while. I am annoyed that there is a footy game scheduled at Bellerive for 1:10pm on Sunday August 6th as this could detract from my brewery and distillery visits.” There are so many better options to do on a Sunday at 12, and thus I shall indulge in them and not watch. Will be on here after to blame Mcdonald, who probably had another shocking game and shouldn’t be captain.” The optimists “I expect we’ll have some sort of rally. We’ll only lose by high double figures.” A smart [censored] "Hopefully Melbourne feel sorry for us , forget previous history and rest some good players. Dear Dees I hope we weren’t out of line by beating you about 19 times in a row “. This one might cause a few demonlander [censored] cheeks to tighten “I had the usual pre game v GoDees chat with my Melbourne supporting newsagents this morning, saying “you guys will rip is a new one this week” and they came back with their usual “these are exactly the type of games we usually lose!” They’re still scarred from being exactly where we find ourselves now, ever wary that the fall is just around the corner.”

Well well Luci, I'm sure it's easy enough for you to talk about "negotiations " ! After all, you're enjoying an indolent jet setting lifestyle while your poor old Uncle Bitters labours away tirelessly and without reward. At least tell us where you are so we poor Demonlanders confined to icy Melbourne can at least, vicariously, enjoy the privileges of the uber rich!

It appears that this Doctor's professional competence has been questioned. This could skyrocket into very dark and costly litigious areas accompanied by negative PR and a media pile on.

There is a large parcel of [censored] still to hit the fan over this matter you would reckon?

FMD WCW !!!! Do you have a pallet for a palate ? That coffee from 7/11 can be barely be termed swill . Even calling it cat's [censored] is offensive to cats.

I presume you have disinherited him Jane ?

Uncle Bitter subbed on to replace Lucifer’s Hero. As you would expect the optimism meter at Arden Street is either switched off or gone missing. The mood seems to be one of either passive acceptance of the inevitable or more like a vulture waiting to pounce as soon as the roadkill victim stops twitching. Reminds me of the Neeld days. Early opinions below - I’ll update a couple times pre slaughter. “ Watch this 100 point smacking May and lever to break intercept mark record Yikes. just like our list, I’m not interested, really do not even care……. I'll be playing videogames or watching a movie instead. Anything else than the mauling this will be. Dees might break the record for inside 50s this week. Dees looking a little weary hoping they rest 10 Can we just forfeit? Would make the weekend so much more enjoyable and not waste a few hours on Sunday. The side we are sending out on a weekly basis is as good as forfeiting anyway. “ And then there’s this masterpiece "This is going to be Max Gawn when NMFC name their team this week. I WAS VERY PROUD TO BE APPOINTED ENGLAND CAPTAIN. I WENT FOR THE TOSS WEARING MY WHITES & ENGLAND BLAZER. VIV RICHARDS CAME OUT WEARING A BOB MARLEY T-SHIRT, SURFING SHORTS &FLIP-FLOPS. AS AN ENGLAND CAPTAIN SHOULD TO READ OUR TEAM SHEET TO THE OPPOSING CAPTAIN1 GOT NO FUTHER THAN FOUR NAMES WHEN VIV SAID "PLAY WHO YOU WANT. MAN.AIN'T GONNA MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE"

12.5 to 4.1 after we got out to a 20 point lead the 1st time. I was so [censored] off at the umpires today but I don't expect anything different, started with 50 metre penalties then went to [censored] holding the ball free kicks. To the [censored] commentators on top I had to turn the sound off and stew in my own vomit. AFL can get ****ed. Just picked up the above off Bigfooty Interesting bunch at tigger land

Very good BDA - but be cautious where you direct the high pressure

Give yourself a jolly good thrashing BDA !

Fair enough Joe !

Ditto for me

A legend of the AFL I reckon RTG !

An intense high pressure cracking game !!! The toiges did us for pressure and intensity early and had our measure. But .... along came Max ... big bad Max the mountain!!! You will NEVER see a better performance in the ruck - EVER !!!! A number of other top performances but I must single out Petty. He played more like a forward than any other forward ( bar Fitta ) than we have played this year. A very tough game - fortunate to have Norf next week. There is a feeling in the Bitter nethers that says, " this is our year" ! GO DEES !!!!!

Soft 50 !!! But we'll take it !!!!!!

We are being [censored] upon just at the moment

Tackling !!!! Do we know what that means ????

We've made some uncharacteristic defensive errors today

Harmes kicking FMD !!!!!

Poor defence there !!

Roooooo !

Can't wait !!! I reckon we're going to inflict some pain today !

this is the first time I've seen much of Mitch Lewis - he's a handy forward !!

Have been trying to get onto Bomberblitz to revel in their wailing and despair. The site is now called " discoursebomberblitz etc " but it's not opening anyway. However, in what fantasy world could the mindless, illiterate, ignorant and repugnant blustering of that bunch of dumb [censored] morons be associated with discourse ?

We want accurate and insightful reporting picket - so keep away from the bar !