Bitter but optimistic

Eagerly awaiting news of Biffen.He managed to inveigle an invite to a (at least nominally respectable ) function last night. Quite a gathering of the "socially acceptable" I believe. Good Lord, Earl Hood may even have been present. Anyway, I expect the lure of free grog will have seduced him quite easily and I just wonder whether or not was thrown out.

Bentleigh? Do they have anything in Bentleigh? Sounds disturbingly like Borewood.

Would anyone notice if Borewood disappeared? Would anyone GAF?

For mine, you would want to keep Garland, Gawn, Fitz, Toump , Pedo, Cross (another year) Harmes and King. Don't know enough about White.

I hope we get him. He's a real emerging talent and he's had the opportunity to learn a bit from the master.

Parkour!!!! I take it back you are still on drugs. Or.. at least.. you have been permanently damaged! Parkour ....FMD!

How veeerry droll of you Biffen. It suggests that you are still sanctimoniously drug and alcohol free.

FMD!!! I think that's my Aunty!

I don't understand all these fox type faces and [censored] that follow a post! Can someone please explain? And I don't expect either Maureen Hanson or OD to do so.

Now make of this what you will but it is (for once) a true story. I have been giving Netflix a trial (basically [censored]). They just sent me an email . Dear (my name) we have a movie that might interest you. Name of the movie? CREEP!! FMD!

Well yes it is Earl. I realize there is little that passes without it coming under your careful scrutiny but, for your own well being, I felt compelled to give additional warning in this very dangerous circumstance.

Just saw it myself dc. It is remarkably common.

Go and give yourself a jolly good flogging Ethan.

Looks like Biffen has signed off for the night. Bible studies and prayer i suppose. FMD

Haha ! Read and note Biffen's moralistic and sanctimonious preaching. Another week (possibly 10 days) he will fall back into the normal disgusting persona that we know so well.

Ha ha . Notice Biffen is posting tonight. Well let me give you all the latest gos. However, you have to picture Uncle Bitter quivering with mirth and tears streaming down the cheeks as i write. It seems good old Biff has had some sort of epiphany and is currently undergoing wait for it......... detox......bwahahabwaha. Far be it from me to disclose another's personal business of course. ( Rumour also has it that Biffen has found god but even I find that too absurd to believe). Anyway imagine the detox!!!! Whatever they flush out of Biffen would make Fiskville seem like a kid's play area. Bwahahaha! Hope my good friend Earl Hood is on the lookout! Biffen - detox. Bwahahaha !!! FMD

Ha Ha ha. Love your subtlety sweet!

I have worked for 40+ years Earl and have yet to discover my area of expertise.

.... while preparing to carry out improper and unnatural activities

High risk among dairy farmers. Perhaps Jizza could provide some info on this?

Under any circumstances?

Greek politicians??

Tell you what - I'd offer a "ridiculous" 6- 8 year deal to O'Meara if he was a chance. FMD twice over - imagine him in our midfield.

Never actually met Stu err .. in the flesh.. but I reckon he'd be ugly. Might see if any of Biffen's sheilas are available .... but they're uglier than Jizza's cows.

I wonder if any of the Demonland sheilas will go with me. I think they've all knocked me back in the past. I tried Mable again but she claimed she was spending the weekend in Canadia. Sounded a bit odd but there you go.