Bitter but optimistic

Silly mistake Moon! That's Jizza you're talking about! Gumboots, cow shite and terrified heifers!

I will always be "the gentleman from Romsey" - such things are a birthright after all all. However, you are correct, It seems that the ladies have worked me out. Classy dames such as Mable ignore me and Biff's slags demand inordinate amounts of money for displays of affection. The "lads" do remain reliable.

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Smart move Mable. There are some real dic k heads on this site and you are wise ( and a woman of discernment ) to avoid them.

"You're (wet) dreamin Moon"

aahh Biff! There is no competition you are the cleverest writer on this site. FMD That is a gem

Depends where you buy them OD. Any banana purchased at an Asian market is better (sadly) than anything you will buy in oz.

Simple overarching autobiographical statement really.

Enjoyed a luxury cruise on Lake Titicaca not that many years ago. I recall purchasing some trinkets from poor people who lived on floating haystacks. I don't think they could afford quinoa.

You're very lucid today Biffen. What happened to your usual Sunday drug overload?

Funny you should say that. One Saturday evening while rehydrating in the dressing rooms there was a gigantic Melbourne thunderstorm. After about half an hour you could have floated "Proud Mary" on Sparks Reserve. The water was halfway up the goalposts. Sparks was an integral feature of the stormwater drainage system for that area.

I played a lot of cricket at Sparks Reserve.

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Bwahahahah!!

wrenching!!! Bwahahahah!!

Since you're online Biff - a question. Do you think if we exclude Moonie from any future football lunches/meetings, we'll have an improved chance of getting some sheilas to join us?

I thought that you may have nominated Ray.

Squeeze has called - I'm outta here!

Do you aim to get written into the wills dc or is it purely sensual pleasure you crave? Just asking!

Anyway Fl og glad you're online.

Well done Fl og! You passed that literacy test I set you! But don't get overconfident - It's 6 year old work next week.

There is a free insight into how great minds work Red and B

The Sullivans! That's his porn fix!

I'm guessing you meant sickos Flo g!

Nah!! It would be more like "breach of promise lawsuits" - that sort of stuff. Actually I'd love to hear the bull sh ite he expounds in order to part those arthritic old knees!