Bitter but optimistic

I'm replicating conditions to get a "game day" experience. I've turned the AC in the home cinema to 29 and sitting in my red and blue jocks. An esky of iced stubbies is at hand. My attempt to show the colours is failing because my guts is hanging too low. Can't do it all I suppose. Melbourne by 19 points or I shall spank the maid.

New whipping boy? Jack will be relieved.

Good heavens Earl! Whatever are you thinking? The answer to your dilemma is obvious. It is time to demonstrate just who wears the pants. Give your missus a jolly good thrashing and take the hirstute Conchita to Sydney. PS. You wont even have to go the football.

No that's me after helping Biffen move out of the Gat.

Speaking of poor people, we haven't heard from Special Robert for a while. I suppose he and squirrel spooning wasn't enough and a cold night got them.

I can't imagine picket drinking anything but cheap red Earl. After all, he is not of the genteel class. Still we must indulge the hoi polloi from time to time I suppose

Wash your mouth out with caustic soda skinny - shiraz is the king of wines.

Correct TRI - a typical half arsed effort from Biffen.

Well picket, I've been called a "Dirty Olman" on more occasions than I can remember but, as to that particular libation, the answer is no.

Hadn't noticed that picket had any "better qualities" Abe!

I've said it before ( as have others). This match review stuff is utter bull sh it.

OK you're in. Please post as often as you like on this thread.

We are wonderfully consistent!! At being shockingly disappointing

Well have to say I'm feeling very positive. Waking up to the news that the tiggers got nutted again cheered me immensely. Possibly even better than a Sunday morning naughty. I shall be heading in shortly on the Scumbury line. That area is far too upmarket for tigger supporters so I'm expecting a pleasant journey.

Let's just take it one week at a time.

A coprolite is a fossilised turd Rod - so you could actually polish it. Or even mount it - arrgh that came out badly.

Unless said turd happens to be a coprolite.

Just finished the week attempting to help Biffen tidy up his affairs at the Gat. It's cost me fuel for the Merc, tolls, lunches etc. Plus the physical burden of moving his equipment. Neither a word of thanks nor any of his promised recompense. [censored] ingrate!

Good Lord!!

Doesn't really answer my questions. Ask the Trumper about the value of polls.

I don't get this ratio notion - it seems fellatious fallacious to me. Memberships are hard figures. How many people "support" a club - who really knows? And just what is a "supporter"?

Who ever has a beer? FMD!!

A few beers at Gosch's paddock and I wouldn't make it to the G.

Love the guy. When he grabs the ball out the back and sprints into an open goal he is our most exciting player.

I could cope with that.