Bitter but optimistic

Arrrh picket you drug headed imbecile!! Happily I am able to walk again - with assistance and the skin grafts appear to be taking. I have a private detective tracking you down picket ( I suggested they concentrate on slum areas) and then the I shall send the lads around to stomp the [censored] out of you.

Earl Hood I assume you were suitably disguised during this licentious rampage. While we of the genteel class may freely make use of the females from the lower classes it is best to be discreet about it. They may start to consider that they have some rights otherwise. Just look at Saudi Arabia FFS - the sheilas want to drive cars!! Where will it end?

Bastards all of you!!

Well good evening all! Must say I should be feeling fine. I am in a comfortable warm bed. Big telly on the wall and some delightful young ladies applying oils etc to my person. OF COURSE I'M NOT WELL.!! Yes picket, your remedy certainly cured the fungal infection! In fact the fungi rats deserted the bitter ship at the first sniff of your panacea. Unfortunately SKIN ( my skin) followed immediately. I am currently enjoying the amenity of a major burns unit. When I can walk again, I shall [censored] you picket.

I think it is time for moderation Biffen. Doctor Hopping Dick is, I believe, an authority on "holding" - I will defer to his decision.

"holding the manhood" has a lot to commend it.

Huh???

I wonder how they interpret "holding the man" ?

I'll there were quite a few free kicks paid for pushes in the bun.

Grapes are useless in any other form Mable.

All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up. And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ... FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

I realize you don't mention it picket but I am convinced you are a serious drug abuser!! Now go and get some lessons from my good mate 'luded on how to write serious, clear and precise prose.

I'm tearing up now just being reminded about those films. You are a cruel and heartless drug [censored] [censored] Biffen!

He's a bloody lawyer Ernie! Have you fully lost your grip on the real world? I didn't think you were that dead.

I'd appreciate it if you sent Conchita over anyway Earl - the pelt inspection.

I'm already three sheeps to the wind.

Baaaa humbug!! A sheep of fools!

Pickett your depth and breadth of knowledge on this subject is quite astounding but, due to your lewd giggling over the lovely Morticia, I must refuse to do business with you. I have my principles you understand!!!!

A worthy point but, as mentioned above, the moccies lacked the practical advantage of being able to store the ciggies or hide the stash.

I make exceptions for iconic products. The Moe Ugg is right up there with the Jackie Howe and Budgy Smugglers. The authentic used Moe Ugg is distinguished by slight stretch marks from contant insertion of the fifty pack of Winnie Blues.

How very sartorial of you Earl! I must say I have been under overwhelmed by the many generous offers above from d'landers trying to get rid off rubbish going the extra yard to help out. Now as to Ugg Boots, an elegant item to be sure, there are important issues of authenticity and verification that must be satisfied. A genuine Ugg Boot must originate from Moe and thus the question of whether your urban self would know of such a worthy hovel hamlet is raised. However, I realize you are man of honourable intent Earl so I would be happy to inspect the goods. Might I suggest you send Conchita over to The Manor and I shall examine the pelt personally.

My word you have good taste dc. In clothing anyway!

Just visited those purveyors of fine apparel, Messrs Harris & Scarfe. They were offering "Hush Puppies" for around $90.00 which they informed me were reduced from $150.00 -FMD!!! I am out of touch with the world, I need to get off the estate more often. BTW Ethan, dc has a trophy collection of used underwear that also may interest you. BTW 2. Any chance of desert boots in the Philippines SWWL? When are you taking off? BTW 3. Those things that my old mate Stu featured above were generically called "Ripple Soles". I reckon I had a pair once but well before the 90's.

Well with mine you'd be getting two for one!!

In order to allay any concerns you have Doctor, feel free to scrutinise my undergarments for authenticity.