Bitter but optimistic

Can you see Uranus from there?

Bah !!! "Beware a Biffen bearing gifts"!

Arthur Daley springs to mind.

King Charles ?

Can anyone here guess his moniker? Cordless. Takes all night to charge but only lasts half a day.

"bonus points if you can guess his nickname" Johnny

I have a developing conundrum ! Now I realise that the many sleaze bags who post here will make merry with that statement ( Go ahead because it will probably be true) However, that is not my issue. We all know who the epynonomous TS is ..... but we daren't mention him. But let's be honest he is .... well history. Even jokes about the infamous pie eater would now fall flat. So @Redleg , I am suggesting that, in recognition of the changing times, a name change for this thread is now in order. In keeping with theme of unmentionables ( with which I am quite familiar) I suggest The No CO No B$ Thread.

Does anyone know what Petty's injury/fitness status is at the moment? What is the prognosis for his return to playing?

Arrrrh Biffen ...... so reliably degenerate !!!

Another gate crasher!

Gotta say, Pat Cummins is an outstanding cricketer, captain and sporting ambassador !!!

A red and blue hand knitted knee rug would be quite nice thanks bluey! ..... or even some soft cushiony slippers.

This is the first time my member pack has not arrived before Christmas. I am on auto renewal and paid up back in October. Anyone else still waiting?

It was an instinctive choice Deever ! The child didn’t get a vote!

I actually dropped the he child shortly afterwards. Caused quite a scene!!

Your poor old Uncle Bitter got stuck child minding. Quite slowed down the Shiraz intake.

That's ****ty news all round Dub! Have a great Christmas and look forward to a much healthier and happier New Year!

Luci .... you've broken my heart! Say it isn't so.

Arrrrh! Just as I suspected.

I'm quite effluent in that language dc!

Top shelf training report as always picket!!!

'Closed sessions' mean nothing to our intrepid Pulitzer Prize winning reporter @picket fence !!!

Sir Les, the ideal role model for an Aussie traveller. Cultural sensitivity at its best

Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen. Please stop distracting me from preparing for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.