P-man

Someone show Scott the expected scores. Talking about the easy chances they missed while paying no mind to the plethora of ones that we missed. What an absolute plonker.

1 minute ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Will he be back into the fold in the near future? Perhaps after Goodwin passes the torch?

Hopefully so. Assuming he does a good job. Not getting anything close to a decent run at it with their injuries.

Ooz coaching the Tigers is annoying. I can’t revel in them being smacked to quite the same degree.

20 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Another dissatisfied customer?

This was bizarre. The deranged look on her face made it even more unsettling.

Max also CLEARLY had his arm pinned when competing for the ball near the boundary with the umpire a few metres away with a direct line of sight.

I kinda love how we showed Hawthorn’s keepings off gameplan from earlier in the year can work successfully. You just need players in the back half who don’t turn it over under the slightest amount of pressure.

I also kinda love making smug statements like the above.

5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Mids were beaten apart from Max who lifted after a massive knee to the head which went unnoticed by the umpires.

Loved our tackling tonight. We tackled with intent. It was like Vines gave everyone a pre-game blood transfusion.

Surely May and Lever are entering the AA discussion. Pity they don’t select two headed monsters or they’d be a shoe in.

Just now, Dr. Gonzo said:

I didn't see it did he seriously say "the Cats kicked themselves out of it"? He is absolutely delusional, the fact Melbourne is a great, consistent side has shattered his reality and he is scrambling to grab onto something to help make it make sense.

It’s what he was saying at halftime. Almost all credit going one way. Turned him off after the game. His plastic mug annoys me.

4 minutes ago, Chook said:

For those following the Dermie "cats wasted their chances" halftime narrative, he's chosen to stick with that in the postgame too. Absolutely no idea.

Was hilarious when they cut to Mooney who called it one of the best defensive performances he’s ever seen. Completely contradicting Brereton’s narrative.

Biased buffoon who is incapable of looking past his distaste for Melbourne.

Epic.

Please stay Pets.

No words 

Let’s see if that absolute donkey Brereton can keep a straight face if he again claims that Geelong are kicking themselves out of it.

What a kick.

We don’t have enough dangerous players when the ball hits the ground i50. It’s Pickett or no-one at the moment.

The Clarry interview was the best part of the night.

He doesn’t often get in front of the cameras but as long as he isn’t being bombarded, he generally gives us an insight into his character. Funny, self-effacing , generous, and just basically very likeable.

Also a rare props to Seven for not overtly probing into his mental health and “how he’s doing off the field”. Only he truly knows if he’s in a good headspace or not. But it certainly seems like he’s doing just fine.

Windsor subbed for Laurie. How Petty is still on the field I don’t know.

Why am I not surprised that boofhead Taylor didn’t know who General Lee was.

Disco dominating.

Gawn and a handful of defenders are legitimately the only ones worthy of votes so far.

“So Lingy, any conditions you can attribute this atrocity to?”

I’m officially worried about Windsor’s kicking.

What is this rubbish? It’s like they all learned how to kick a footy last week. 

Deserved. Silly and unnecessary from Koz. Copt the week and move on.