Supermercado

Should have been well aware of what I was getting myself into. However, following Melbourne has given me untold resilience.

Our salary cap must have accidentally had an extra zero added to it. Bank error in your favour, collect out of contract players.

Wrensted you flange, if he'd kicked that my "I'll go for whoever plays Hawthorn in the Grand Final" pledge would have landed me with Collingwood (no dignity but flag), Carlton (nothing in the last 20 years but before that flag) or West Coast (traitor to my state but flag).

It will always be Fortress Shithole to me.

Darren Cuthbertson must be scathing at the way two games can get you $750,000 these days..

Ron Barassi Sr - Ron Barassi Jr George Bickford - Stephen Bickford Lloyd Burgmann - Shane Burgmann Des Campbell - Bradley Campbell Bert Chadwick - Bob Chadwick Denis Clark - Michael Clark Jack Collins - Geoff Collins, Mike Collins Edward Cordner - Don Cordner, Denis Cordner, Ted Cordner, John Cordner Ted Cordner - David Cordner Brent Crosswell - Tom Kavanagh Roy Dowsing - Rob Dowsing Adrian Dullard - Tony Dullard Richie Emselle - Ken Emselle Jack Foster - Rob Foster Alan Johnson - Chris Johnson Robert C Johnson - Robert B Johnson John Lord Sr. - John Lord Jr. Peter Maynard - Corey Maynard Bob McKenzie - Robert McKenzie Tom McLean - Glenn McLean Graham Molloy - Glenn Molloy Norm Smith - Peter Smith Shaun Smith - Joel Smith Steven Stretch - Billy Stretch Tony Sullivan - Chris Sullivan Todd Viney - Jack Viney NB: copy and paste, links not manually added

Our injury list is the reverse of Petracca's set shot kicking - fantastic in 2016, terrible last year, good again now.

I hope our 109 point win is mentioned.

Pleased to see also this 31 talk as a tribute to Rod Keogh.

We are brethren. (Not the religious type). I love the Studio 54 plates of cocaine jumper more than almost anything else we've done in a decade.

How about a question mark in the title? I read it and was hopeful it had been given the boot. Bring back the disco blue.

What about his post match interview when asked about when it started to get nasty with Selwood -"I love that [censored]". Put that on a t-shirt.

If they've got ripper names like Freddie Clutterbuck then yes please

Thread highlight was Dennis Jordan of Pakenham throwing in a random cheap-shot at Gillard. It was like a letter to the Herald Sun 50/50 column.

One of the worst theories ever floated on this board. Thank god the whole thing got the dick, I was all set to put the cue in the rack and find a better way to spend my winter if it went through. Everyone who is still sad that we didn't end up as the Hawks can mend your broken heart singing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMkfpQJVSqI

I used to like Quartermain until three or four years ago, then overnight he made me want to kick the TV in. Not as much as Russell and Tony Shaw mind you... Still like Huddo but this sort of thing is so subjective that I suspect nobody else does.

To make up for the lack of a silly first name I insist he becomes Leigh Von Clutterbuck, then we're square.

I reserve the right to irrationally hate Leigh Williams for taking Clutterbuck's spot. Unless LW turns out to be good then I'll do the most ridiculous about face in history.

So, is Clutterbuck fever coming to the MFC??

Lance was his brother who played for Fitzroy, the one we had was Brendan. /killjoy post

Does Rochford Devenish-Meares have any grandkids? http://stats.rleague.com/afl/stats/players/R/Rochford_Devenish-Meares.html

Yes yes yes and a million times yes. Don't care if he can play I just want that name.

Golf has a World Cup. Nobody cares. This is the same. Who gives a rats about which country is better than which in an individual sport? The Davis Cup only survives because of tradition. Next thing somebody will suggest team knockout swimming.