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36 minutes ago, adonski said:

The Big Mac Conspiracy 

I have the answer.

If a quarter of a pound is 0 kg 113.5 grams then Mac needs to devour 53 McDonalds Quarter Pounders in a single sitting to reach 80kg. 

Simple.

1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

 Sam Paea

When I first saw his name I thought you were taking the p!ss but it seems that he's real.

They will also have more time for testing out the players given there’s no skinfold testing these days. 

1 minute ago, Sydney Pennski said:

What’s wrong with him?

At 22 years of age, he clearly lacked the maturity to play for the Cats.

Quick, someone check the fax machine!!!

On 10/9/2021 at 1:40 PM, Turner said:

i can't be the only one who is quite peeved that we've re-signed Chandler who had offers on likely a heavier contract that we initialy would've put to him pre Crom interest and Bedford only to hear Bobby who has bucketloads more upside and also proven afl form/ability is on the market for you'd expect about a 3rd round pick and a similar contract. who ever lands him is getting a bargain, it's a shame it wont be us

If he goes to Essendon, he’ll be called “Windy”.

13 minutes ago, Leopold Bloom said:

Believe it or not, there’s a game of footy in Adelaide this Sunday. Not sure about its exact status but it’s between SA and WA U19s (they even have an U17s). How lucky are they?

The team lists for the game which starts at 1:30 PM ACDT are -

South Australia 

B: Max Litster Zac Becker Blayne O'Loughlin
HB: Jase Burgoyne Oscar Adams Shay Linke
C: Brayden Calvett Adam D'Aloia Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera
HF: Morgan Ferres Lucas Cooke Cade Kennedy
F: Jacob Owens Harry Lemmey TBC
Foll: Oscar Steene Mani Liddy Matty Roberts
I/C: Lachlan Grubb Harvey Harrison Alastair Lord Max Michalanney Jared Parish
Emerg: Dane McGary Zac Phillips Hugh Stagg Luca Whitelum

Western Australia

B: Judd McVee Jarrad McIlvinney Finn Gorringe
HB: Bryce Watson Jack Avery Rhett Bazzo
C: Arthur Jones Kade Dittmar Corey Warner
HF: Brady Hough Jack Williams Lochlan Paton
F: Jesse Motlop Eric Benning Ethan Regan
Foll: Josh Cripps Angus Sheldrick Taj Woewodin
I/C: Joshua Browne Max Chipper Zac Fleiner Kaden Harbour Luke Polson

I’m guessing that the game will be streamed on the AFL site

That bloke named in the forward pocket for SA is absolutely rocketing up the draft charts. Challenging Daicos for #1 IMV 

You know why they call it the Continental Tyres AFL Trade Period?

Because nobody gives a Continental.

1 minute ago, Chelly said:

The critical error that lost Western Bulldogs the AFL grand final

Nah. The critical error was that they only managed to kick less than half our score.

Any chance the AAMI roadside assist tracker could break down today!

I saw the thread title and thought Redleg had a major problem with the umpires. In fact, I reckon he should be banned for a week for posting such a thing. Respect all umpires please!!!!

17 minutes ago, Chelly said:

Maybe, he meant Tom Hickey?

Or perhaps, Tom $cully?

Breaking news: The Brisbane Bullets have just signed the tallest player in NBL history – 226cm Chinese international centre Chuanxing Liu. Because of his size, he also looms as a potential future champion AFL ruckman and is widely expected to enter October’s power rankings at number 5.

As long as Maxy delivers the goods on grand final day, I’ll be happy.

Is there any chance of lightning striking at the Gabba this evening?

Collingwood fans calling for Harvey to be sacked.

I’ve been pouring over the weather reports in five different states to determine which of this weekend’s games is likely to be affected by adverse weather. Saturday night’s game at the Gabba is the most likely and my assessment is that Collingwood will take the money against Brisbane after an adjournment of half an hour due to tropical rainfall accompanied by hurricane force winds and a thunderstorm.

2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Andrew Brayshaw has been charged with ‘making unreasonable contact or unnecessary contact to the eye region of Jarrod Berry’. One-week with an early plea. 
Genuinely interested for someone to spot the difference (apart from the surname) between Brayshaw’s and Selwood’s against Dale. 

The colour purple 

Geez, I'm stoked.

Just landed at Coolangatta Airport and some nice bloke sold me his 5 tickets to today's game for my entire family and even gave me a 10% discount.

Bring in the kids.

“This is a historic and proud day for the Collingwood Football Club.”

It’s been rumoured that after Melbourne had a long, hard look at Declase over the preseason, its recruiting people wanted to make sure that he had the strength and fitness base to make it at AFL level. So he went back to Werribee, worked hard and ... as a result, at the Midseason Draft, the Demons selected Fitter and Turner!

Meanwhile, what about the fans who travelled from the other side of Melbourne to see the game that never took place?

Buddy should have been charged for staging.

After this, Eddie must resign immediately!!!