Demon Disciple

Who is our goal kicking coach? Do we even have one? Coz we need one.

Melksham for starters, Riv another (with Salem and Hibbo coming back).

He deserves to be in the starting 22 FFS.

Why not move Trac deep forward with Max, and have Dogga ruck the entire last? Bring Luke into the game more, give Max a bit of a rest but also big target, and just change it up for Trac to get him going again

Guaranteed to be picked for his 200th next week now

Who will stand up?

Good to see we’ve come out after 1/2 time, tail between legs and all

Imagine being bullied by the wooden spooner. That’s what’s happening atm

Hunt to the wing, Salem back into defence

North are trying to intimidate us physically. If Jack was in the side, he would not tolerate it, so who will step up and make a stand?

Only 3 guys with 10+ touches to 1/2 time for us and they have 58, 56 & 61% disposal efficiency. Basically, the ones who are getting it are turning it over.

Sorry Chook, should have said ‘the other Jake’

No idea what the match committee saw in Jake to warrant his selection in the team this week.

Trac is suffering from what the whole team is struggling with at the moment. He is trying too hard to do it all himself, forgetting to do the simple things well. Back to basics boys.

Whoever is playing on Zurhaar should hang their head in shame. Imagine that $h!t moustache kicking a goal on you

We only want to do the bare minimum at the moment. We are definitely in a bit of a funk atm, and it’s hard to just find form. Hopefully we come out firing in the second half.

We only want to do the bare minimum at the moment. We are definitely in a bit of a funk atm, and it’s hard to just find form. Hopefully we come out firing in the second half.

A bit too bruise free and complacent for my liking

Ask him nicely

God help us if the backline ever decided to take a day off

Gawn being given a bath in the ruck

What on earth was he thinking?

Lacking that killer instinct at the moment. Long season, so no doubt still building toward peak performance.

Both no doubt were being reassured by HQ that the status quo of umpire love will be maintained.

If you’re good enough, you’re big enough.