layzie

They may not be loading but they're definitely a load of garbage.

Absolutely no doubt about that. It flattens the mindset and there comes a point in the game where you just cant get it back. Every team goes through it but Melbourne is hell bent on making it a weekly occurrence.

This bloke had 8 marks inside 50 today. Yes that's the number 8, we're lucky to get that each game. Our once 'No Fly Zone' backline is dead.

How many players on this list can kick a set shot at least 8 times out of 10 when the game is in the balance? I reckon we have maybe 3 absolute tops. The bulk of the list are 4 or 5 out of 10 guys. In games where momentum swings, it stings.

Flatline

Those Port fans behind Melk can kick rocks

It's pleasing the Ratagolia has his one and only good game against us

I can't make this team do fundamentals properly

What a different game this is if we kick those chances earlier in the quarter

Running out of petrol

How the F did qe lack the competence to NOT give away a 50 there FFS

No, no, no

Ouch

We're in this one

Terrible defending

Get us a goal

Petracca beast mode activated

Turner knows when to buy a lottery ticket

That's when you do a dump kick

In news to warm the place where my heart used to be, Kozzie back on.

They have foot soldiers, we have Bebop and Rocksteady

Legitimately went into this thinking we were a chance and I don't think Port have been amazing. But time on in that quarter was scumbag stuff. Is some nobjockey off the street wearing the no.7 jumper today? Does Steven May have to be quite so relentlessly on the verge of giving away a free? So many of these guys look like they've never played in direct sunlight before. Fritsch totally at sea. Do something in the second half or go directly to jail with no $200.

Absolute sitters

Here comes the bad luck train

Settle down mate you're making a mockery of this league