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daisycutter

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  1. don't think they have any culinary skills redleg. probably just eat it raw they do like the tails on their 4wd aerials though
  2. we could always build an admin wing to the side of aami
  3. nearest alpaca-kicking-centre is wantirna foxes in romsey? yes, but they have a very low life expectancy
  4. your commendation medal is in the mail
  5. the defence have big problems biffo like how do you de-feet an amputee? i'm looking forward to the nextv oscar winning movie from frank darabont and stephen king - "The Sawn-Shank Redemption"
  6. oh please dr jvf sometimes it's best to keep your mouth..........(you know the rest)
  7. of course there isn't, the foxes wouldn't allow it that's why i said "i'm going out to kick an alpaca"
  8. that's just a shot in the dark defence biffo .......now i really gotta go
  9. yeah he cried a reeva bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute past my bedtime now.................to be continued
  10. just remember what lordweaver said biffo "let him without shins cast the fist stone"
  11. probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot
  12. you gotta expect that from the abc hoody
  13. apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar
  14. did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes
  15. there's a moral here somewhere beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open
  16. c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man
  17. dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either
  18. if you crossed oscar pistorius with ita buttrose would you get shinless lisp?
  19. i felt sorry for oscar when the cops turned up and asked him to surrender his arms
  20. yeah that was the first thing that hopped into my mind too
  21. i halven't a clue what you are saying there nut
  22. thata a bit artificial biffo. you're bending the truth. i don't think it will stand up
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