daisycutter

I'll relax (somewhat) when/if they are all sitting in my frying pan

Strike 3, just a nibble od but no cigar today I'm getting desperate, we've lost momentum and the sky is about to fall 3 days and [censored] nothing

It's like fishing od. If I'm not reeling one in every 1/2 hour i get really pizzed

That's TWO days now without a SINGLE trade! I'm getting really really worried now

another draft day ends and we got nothing. WTF is going on

That's more like it....would hate to see you end up in an ossuary - LOL don't forget 'land has a general board too

i think 'ology has now become a relic of the past like the reverend, bails, wallet and balmey don't let yourself succumb irw.....enjoy, enrich 'land it's more about evolution by natural selection rather than divine design

His father was seen having lunch with one David Cloke! Picking up some tactics? This could get very cloak and dagger (PI)

and at Twenty/20 pace too (relative to other threads)

i seem to have accidentally stumbled on an old geezers fantasy dating forum

sacrilegious!

Dead right there Red but....... 1 Flag >>> MMs GF > 5 Brownlows

FMs? would that be a religist/racist reference as in f......g m.......s

you could be right od. kids, these days i can't keep up recently i read there was a kid name "I-IA". True....the weird bit was it was pronounced "Idashia"....go figger

That sounds like Ashley (or is it Ashleigh?)

don't worry this boy is already 98kg and the biggest problem will be curbing his aggression so he doesn't get reported think maurie batlett (with skill) and you get the picture

you wouldn't understand rpfc this is a thread for clear thinkers

just rechecked my sources od. Lucas is actually spelled Lukas sorry for the confusion. Sheesh, these modern name spellings!

we might yet have to scratch Ashley off our shopping list unconfirmed reports out of the west are saying he is contemplating a gender changing operation Adrian Anderson from the AFL is quoted as saying the AFL aren't quite ready to welcome trans-genders at this stage and are seeking independent (read internal) advice Could this be another smokescreen ploy from Wet Coke? Stay tuned

more chance of hell freezing over

hard to say if there is any connection there od. Swanny's provenance is tied up in more controversy than JFK's final demise

Ashley is so tattooed apparently that his natural skin cannot be seen for black ink He is often mistaken as un-tattooed with a very dark suntan

Has just been aquitted. The offender turned out to be his estranged (and hitherto unknown) twin brother Ashley. Apparently separated at birth due to a family breakup and kept secret. But wait for it, an outstanding junior footballer in remote WA who has flown under the recruiting radar. Polly Farmer says best under age kid he has seen since Barry Cable.. This is now a huge dilemma. Do we go for Dale, Lucas or Ashley

wonder if his old man might be suitable for a recruiting scout role? good credentials, apparently is a roofer

His grandmother was interviewed on the weekend and she says recruiters are focussing on the wrong Roberts. Apparently his cousin Lucas a year younger is the the real star in the family by a country mile. Shades of Jetta?