Demonstone

The four ages of men ... 1 - You believe in Santa 2 - You don't believe in Santa 3 - You pretend to be Santa 4 - You look like Santa

That last one's pretty good apart from the one little eye and the way too small (and wonkily drawn) cup.

That's very, very good @jnrmac ! I'll see your Petracca song and raise you a DDJ (Double Dad Joke). Sherlock Holmes is out skindiving with his faithful associate when Watson exclaims "My goodness Holmes, what's that weird creature over there?". The detective has a look and replies "It's a yellow manta ray, my dear Watson". Just then Dean Martin swims by and says "And that eel next to it? That's a moray".

https://i.imgur.com/Mg8fKok.mp4

Yeah well, I heard those jokes from Tim Lamb.

Aussie: “That your dog?” Kiwi: “Yep” Aussie: "Mind if I speak to him?’ Kiwi: "Dogs don’t talk.” Aussie: Hey dog, how’s it going?" Dog: “Doing all right.” Kiwi: (look of shock) Aussie: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Kiwi) Dog: “Yep.” Aussie: How’s he treating you?" Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play.” Kiwi: (Look of absolute disbelief!) Aussie: “Mind if I talk to your horse?” Kiwi: "Horses don’t talk.” Aussie: “Hey horse, how’s it going?” Horse: “Cool.” Kiwi: (Extreme look of shock!) Aussie: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the Kiwi) Horse: “Yep.” Aussie: “How’s he treating you?” Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather.” Kiwi: (Look of total amazement!) Aussie: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?” Kiwi: "That sheep’s a bloody liar!!”

Another music one. Q: What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer? A: The Stones had a big hit in the 60s with 'Hey You Get Off Of My Cloud' while the farmer says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe".

The Beatles were gathered for Christmas lunch and George accepted the task of carving the bird Ringo said he'd like the drumsticks, Paul chose wings, while John opted for cold turkey.

I run an adblocker (free to download), so I never see ads on Youtube or other sites that I frequent.

Yes, @Ghostwriter has reaped the rewards for her perseverance and becomes one of the Famous Five. Matthew 20:16 - "So the last will be first ..." The solution to the teaser is that the last letter of each player's first name is also the first letter of their surname. Tom (Thomas) Sims was a naughty ruse. I don't know if it made any difference to people's thinking or not. The baton has now been passed to @Little Goffy who has his next effort ready to go (or so I am assured).

Then I stand corrected for a second time. I think I'll just stick to my records. 😁

Ah! I see what you mean. We can listen to that playlist that you posted for free. (But you have to pay if you wish to download from the site.)

Stop being naughty, binny! Youtube is free for anybody to view, whereas Spotify requires payment.

Welcome @tilly18 to the list of winners. Answer to be revealed around 1pm today. In the meantime, here's a final hint (and it's a gimme) - the solution is not as difficult as it INITIALLY appears.

How about if I mention that the other coach is Sam Mitchell?