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What about all the players who aren't Steven May?

Not if it's all over by the end of August.

If he was bowling, no umpire would be game to turn down an appeal.

Very nice indeed, @Little Goffy . You managed to fool most of Demonland's great minds, and me as well. While we're on the subject of unique things, please accept this father of all dad jokes for your efforts. Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: You unique up on it. Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on it.

In the history of the internet, has anybody ever bookmarked a comment spouting this phrase? 😁

Anybody but the puzzle setter should be tarred and feathered for adding hints. Boo!!!!! Bad form!!!!!!!!!!!!

He already has a nickname. It's 'Ron'.

It's only two players per team on average, which I don't think will make much of a difference at all. There are AFL quality players out there deserving of a spot but clubs are restricted by list sizes.

I sincerely hope it's not the third one, 'Melbourne In Motion'. It's dreadful.

Yep. Nicknames either stick straight away or not at all. You can't force them.

From Demonwiki: Forward signed by Melbourne in July 1929, Frood kicked nine goals in a Reserves game in his first month at the club, but had to wait until midway through 1930 to make his debut when he was a late replacement for the injured George Margitich. It was a tough act to follow considering Margitich had kicked 11 goals the previous week, and Melbourne were beaten easily but Frood was his side's outright top goalkicker in his only game - one of just five players in league history to achieve that feat. He remained with the side through the 1932 pre-season but didn't play seniors again.

I think the author would prefer that you PM suggestions to him rather than posting them on the thread. (At least you have suggestions, so you're one up on me!)

What 'bub said. Nice quizzing, @Little Goffy .

It's something you'd expect from Collingwood fans, and I can't be more damning than that.