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I reckon Col would make a great Gaelic footy player. He has an Irish posture. Anyone we can trade for from Eire?

Rumours? I've already mentally banked it.

They're a bit like a banana - peel off the skin and . . . (insert comment here).

But on banana-related issues I currently have hundreds of them. They all sprouted at the same time and I'm not sure what to do with such a cache (though I can definitively state that you should never wipe up the sap with a sponge). There's only so many smoothies a man can take. Contrary to common conceptions, banana trees are actually non-regenerating plants. I'm going to send off the scraps to the elephant up the road. The question is though, should I replant?

*K-nob. The filter should be lifted for at least this thread. Enter at you own sensibilities.

Boycott is a bit of a [censored]. 'Well, I think the Australians will have to bat again if they don't make 'em follow on'

Draftees? When is a player no longer a draftee or are they always so if not traded in?

Somewhere back around the late 90's teams started to win premierships off half-back. Our slingshot seems to be jammed.

True. It's all relative.

Biff here in the No T$ No BS safe-haven: I am a better person than most of you now. And you should all know that. Biff moonlighting over in the 'Do you Realise How Big it is?' thread: We need to [censored] all over their chests and rub it in with our hands and then kick them out of the hotel.

I thought that was what we were doing with our Tami sessions?

Garlett, Michie, Newton . . . I love how the current admin are not just steadying the ship but also going about rewriting the 2010 draft. Expect Howe and McKenz out next year and Lamb, Prestia and Bennel in.

Digress away Good thing this is where we can come to digress freely and live in a sliding doors world free from reality.

I thought this is where we could come to roam free and lament free of recriminations?

Apparently some Afghani boat people in the 19th Century lied about where they came from and now we have the best genetic camel stock in the world. Let that be a lesson about something or other.

This thread is great. I can't get past this in my head: Viney, Brayshaw, Petracca, Vandenburg, Kent, & Ollie as one seriously nasty future midfield to play against.

I'd still recommend the sunscreen for Jeordie if he's in the stands.

For those wishing the club retain Garland, how much do you believe we should pay to do so? Uncontracted RFA that may attract second-round compo. Any 'decision' will be dictated to us by the market.

Served them up at a Kiwi-Oz Rugby Union international once as an effort to rile up the Aussies in attendance like anyone would actually give a patriotic toss over a possum. Meanwhile, they've got a problem with wild emus which taste fantastic in a burger and might make rugby worth enduring for half a minute or so.

Delist Delist State of Origin and trade Tour de Fronce for a packet of NoDoze.

Not then Acropolis interruptus

With all due respect I tend to disagree. It's clearly three!

I'd take Bennell in one of his heartbeats.

Probably just a pothole. This thread needs to be pinned as a daily antidote to MFCSS.