ElDiablo14

He hasn't been that good at Half Forward IMO. Needs to find his inner Dustin Martin.

Hard to be positive with today's display, but I do recognise the players giving their all.

Gotta love Bowey, he's like Viney tough as nails.

Yes he is premiership coach, but we can also say he kind of has underachieved with this list.

Simon "underachiever" Goodwin

Yep, Fritta is a nimble forward not a contested ball player. Needs space and freedom to move around and get the footy.

The finger did look to flicker as the ball passed through, not like we deserve much to be honest.

I have given up on Laurie, not sure he'll get too many opportunities this season.

All throughout the pre-season the talk that we would improve and be better... So far we look as bad as last year, inside 50 galore for 1 miserable goal. Btw Oliver looks underdone.

Petraca has to play like Dustin Martin, he isn't at the moment. Too scared to have a crack at goal. Laurie, not impressed. JVR needs to do something in the 2nd half.

Is Disco Turner a sure in when healthy? Tomlinson and Tmac don't give me any confidence.

Let's become Melbourne Red Bulls 😜, isn't Trac one of their major endorsees in Australia?

Wear your helmets and number 10 Guernseys 🔴🔵

And what about the coaching staff, these players are told how to act on the footy field.

So they are not going to report the abuse towards the MFC or Brayshaw, are they? The Media is a piece of filth just like Collingwood.

Yes, the brain is like floating inside the skull so it's susceptible to crashing into the skull when there is a sudden and violent motion of the head.

Make no mistake, that thug decided to take a cheap shot at one of our players. Did he intended to end his career? Murder him? Probably not, but he clearly wanted to look "tough".

Looks like the editorial head sits at AFL house. 🤢🤢🤢

Not as long as Eddie "Classless" Maguire is part of it.

Don't get me started with the vile comments on Twitter. "Club is at fault, he's had too many concussions" 🤢🤢

Ala North Melbourne style

But never fall out of love with the Dees

Don't forget Sydney

It was like wrapping a [censored] with gold foil 🤢🤢🤢

I can't wait to see what Steven May will do to him on the field.