Everything posted by Chook
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Pre-Preseason 2019 Update
I remember reading an article years ago that mentioned our anti-hamstring-injury expertise is the best in the world. But that's about it.
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
Not gonna work at a centre bounce I'll tell you that right now.
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2018 Player Reviews: #9 Charlie Spargo
Should've been rested after the Hawthorn semi…along with everyone else on the team.
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Jayden Hunt
Looked slow and overly bulked-up during his Sydney game this year. I expect very little from Jayden Hunt from 2019 onwards. At least I won't be disappointed.
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Post Match Discussion - Elimination Final
If it goes Cats, Hawks, Pies, Tigers, that will be pretty much the perfect 4 opponents. Breaking through the 2 teams who have given us the most pain through our dark years, then a preliminary final vs our ancient foe. Then a GF vs the defending champions. You couldn't script that better, and there's no 4 teams I'd like to beat more than them if we could do it. One week at a time though…
- Who are our bottom six? And where do they rate?
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Time to show Oscar some respect!
Wouldn't be surprised if he falls asleep on grand final day.
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
Someone should tell Jesse to pack his bags then. JH: "Loving Melbourne. Just got my license, my team's winning every week. And I get to swim in money. Sucks I got injured though. Ooh! A squirrel (Jesse's not bright)." JC: "I haven't ruled out Jesse joining the Dockers." JH: "Aww shucks! Do I have to go?!?!"
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Bernie Vince Retires
What chance Bernie comes in for the grannie should we make it? Almost none, I know…but I want to see that photo of Lewis holding up the 5 fingers, with Jones, Viney, Gawn, Clarry, and Bernie in the foreground holding up the 1.
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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - CHARLIE SPARGO
Either that or James Harmes. Same diff though I suppose.
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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - CHARLIE SPARGO
Nah. He needs a rest.
- Jason Taylor Resume
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
As good as he would be on his own, how good would he be alongside Jimmy Toumpas though? Next 3 flags thanks.
- Chris From Camberwell!
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When will Melbourne break these embarrassing records?
Crossed off another little one today (it's not officially official yet but we're there now): Qualify for Finals BROKEN Round 22, 2018 - Last time Round 22, 2006
- Sam Weideman
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160th Anniversary Jumper
Win and I like it. Lose and it's the worst thing ever.
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Andrew Gaff
Too bad he can't kick.
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Andrew Gaff
Pathetic.
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Andrew Gaff
What are you talking about? You want to go pick up Barry Hall as well?
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Andrew Gaff
I don't want that f log anywhere near my footy club.
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Mark Neeld
Some are born coaches. Some achieve coaching, and some have coachness thrust upon them.
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Mark Neeld
He was also our lab experiment. Idiotic on all sides. The past is the past though (thank god) so we'll just keep on moving.
- The No T$ No B$ Thread
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Jason Taylor Resume
Ben Brown was obviously going to be a star from the first game I ever saw him play. People gave him [censored] for looking like the Hamburgler. All I could think was "North are onto something here."