Temporarily Hopeful Demon

That last quarter was the most pathetic, weak, pea-hearted and insipid display I've ever seen. I don't think I've ever been as embarrassed by this club as I am right now. How they managed to [censored] that one up is beyond me.

Imagine the outroar if we manage to lose this. Seriously.

We refuse to be a normal team

Ffs Melbourne wake up. They always do this

With Xerri suspended he doesn't really have anyone challenging him for AA. Grundy is probably the closest but there's no way he's been as good as Gawn this year.

Gawn always shows Marshall who's boss when they play against each other

Higgins has got such a punchable face

God I love Melksham

That was a good half but it's so [censored] infuriating the way we always give the opposition a couple of red time goals. It does my head in.

It was nice seeing Fritsch turn back the clock like that

Safe to say you got what you wanted lol

It's absurd that we lost to that [censored] rabble

If we had things Bluey's way Sam Weideman would be captain by now. He seems to be the only MFC player he's ever actually liked lol.

Omg ANB just played the game of his life! 31 disposals and 3 goals. What a man.

It's one thing to support, but it's another thing to be completely delusional. Carlton are a [censored] awful side and we had absolutely zero excuse to lose to them. Even North and Richmond managed to knock them off ffs! If the umpiring stopped us from beating Carlton then how come it didn't stop a bunch of other teams from smacking them in the previous weeks? But then again, you seem to think that there is a secret scheme to get poor old Melbourne.

Imagine if Pickett wasn't in this side? This season would be completely unwatchable and it's painful enough already.

[censored] pathetic. We're playing Carlton ffs

ANB kicked nearly 30 goals in a season as a 22 year old mate. That comparison doesn't work.

Build Melksham a statue

He's so much better than Lever right now

That was just goddamn awful. Same old story as any other game this year. No system, no cohesion and no composure at all. North should really be a couple of goals up. Lever and Salem have become liabilities, Trac's confidence is shot, and Kolt just doesn't look up to it. I'm mesmerised that Tmac was dropped before Lever. He looks so much better than him that it's not funny.

We are just so bad. It's depressing.

"BuT NeW GaME PlaNs TaKE TiMe"

That was the most Melbourne quarter I've ever seen. [censored] kicking inside the f50, boring ball movement, and of course gifting the opposition a goal right before the siren.

Melksham and Pickett are my two favourite players right now