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It reads like ‘look you can just take Heath, but how funny would it be if you only gave us…’

Would be the climax of the season if they maximised their game time together to play to a supramaximal level. Actions speak louder than words though which is a maxim hopefully they both adopt.

Meathyyyyyyyyyy

That’s an interesting thought. Or another deal they’re doing might surprisingly be on?

C’mon Dees, don’t relent on this puhleaaasseee.

Hmmmm. Not great.

Did ya see the gifs though?

If (READ: IF) it does eventuate to that, then that’s really not a glowing endorsement of Clarry and what the club thinks of him. Effectively paying him to leave at that point.

All I’m hearing is the best training facilities in Moe for the one and only, the mighty Moelbourne Demons.

WELCOME TO THE DEES BAILEY HUMPHREY is hopefully what we’ll be saying soon.

That’s one of the first things I thought. Would love to know what the ‘discrepancies’ discovered amount too juxtaposed with the fines given.

Quite good that this news dropped during the busiest and fastest moving time of year for AFL media. There’s only 4,000 new stories coming out every hour so I expect this will receive the deep scrutiny it deserves for 45 mins before the next trade bombshell news is the dominant topic of discussion.

Hahaha, thousands of dishevelled demons supporters given blankets, food and water upon arriving at their new club.

Proof or get out of here you non-indoctrinated into being a dees supporter from birth, person. (I was always told I AM a dees supporter and I still remember the first time another kid at school said ‘I’m changing teams’ and I was like ‘what the [censored] do you mean change teams?’, haha)

And you can have 2 people with the same kind of adhd and one of them may be a ickhead and one of them may not be an ickhead. People are much more complex than the labels associated with them.

Aren’t all Dees supporters born with the supporting Melbourne genetic defect?

***Past comments are no indication of future revisionism***

The Saints trade manager gives me Steve Brule vibes.

Ah ok yup, makes sense. Thanks for explaining. You can only look at what’s in front of you so if everyone is seeing less skills compared to other years then at this stage it’s a weaker draft.

May I just ask you, when you say there are limited standouts compared to other years, do you mean when you look at this years players, it’s 7-8 (random number) players that stand out and everyone is just kinda in the mix in this draft alone? As opposed to other years where it could be 20 players that are clear standouts in that year? Or are you comparing the players in this years draft with how other players looked in other draft years? (P.S. I’m not doubting you, I’m just interested in what the metrics are to determine that this years draft isn’t as strong as other years) Cheers

What’s changed (with May) between being asked to find another club and now we’re saying we expect him to stay?

My arzealias do need a good pruning.

Also this Grand Final is BALListic. But seriously it’s nuts.