John Demonic

Luke Darcy the only commentator that sounds like he's out on the field running around while calling. It's awful

3AW betting promoter saying one punter put $36,000 on Petracca to win it at 6.50 or something. Was it you @binman ?

I wonder how who our players would generally be wanting to make the GF? From recent history, it would seem our players hate the Lions a lot more? Clarry definitely looks like a Blues lover with the trade whispers and mutual respect for Cripps.

Tbh I feel like we never took a stand about Maynard sniping one of our best mids to get an advantage. Just thinking about it makes me upset. I wish the club took some kind of stand. Maybe abandon the Brownlow. Empty table. Petracca win it and not be anywhere. [censored] them. But melodramatic but so what

I'm addicted to barracking for the underdog and seeing great fast footy, like Giants in the 2nd. Will still be around to get my hopes up the Lions will win the flag next week. I need some new hobbies

Regulation blue for a youngster. It's a prelim, only a seasoned pro straightens up and kicks it

Leigh Mathews was one of the only ones. Lauded as the most impartial figure in footy. Even though he was a thug in his playing days lol. He didn't go out of his way to press the issue though. Stated his opinion and then disappeared into the background, while the motor mouth hot takers went about their business promoting Maynards cause. He's not going to die on a hill for a Melbourne player. If it happened to one of the Lions mids though...

At least we got to see Jesse Hogan kick a massive goal under pressure and play a great game on the big stage. Like a proud ex-step father

About not drafting Josh Kelly ?

Sure but he could've used his left. The mid air banana would've been. Goal of the century if you can pull it off. Very low probability Edit: Actually left was very low probability too. Pressure was too high. Did his best.

And then you get hit with a sudden bolt of inspiration to take up a long abandoned hobby

You're not going to be cheering on the Zork?

I now regret bombarding my dee supporting brother with excited messages at half time about the giants, when he said he wasn't watching the footy. he's more prescient and wise than me. Comes with age I guess.

TURN THE TV OFF. IT DIDNT HAPPEN. that's my mindset.

I love you Jesse

Yeah we're not far away from fan segregation when I see the behaviour

The throw ins are [censored] angling towards collinwoods end. joke.

Yup. He wasn't going to kick it from 40

50 Woo. Just what wE needdd

Absolutely prepared for the Giants to lose this. No point getting hopes up now

Love GWS composure in defence. All year. Saved two goals chaining it out, after halfing contest aerially. It's that Sean Wight diving desperation kind of footy that makes us fans applaud the great defence

Every GWS mark is touched

We [censored] jinxed it. Damn, guess it's all over now Collingwood from here reversejinx

I tried turning the saturation setting down on my display, but the commentators faces are still bright red

Hodge is so shellshocked he can't string a sentence together.