John Demonic

Dont worry, we might still get an elimination final against Essendon this year

Well at least we're playing two teams without a forward line in the next fortnight

It was a horrible performance, but there's no need to end a marriage over it greg

The entire family have all moved into the Wizard of Kozzies Melbourne bungalow after his post convinced the club to sack Ben Brown and recruit Sammy Van Rooyen in the mid season draft

My morning after: Followed by my afternoon:

After last years final, we have a gift for them:

This year Caleb Windsor will be a pace ahead of Acres and rebound it back up the other end of the ground

Also a Spanish version with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

tbf you ordered the rakfisk (Norwegian fermented fish) by watching it

Parents should've named him Larry

Well my last comment got hidden so ill rephrase: Given the added context now for Entrecôte, clearly May has professional standards that some players who aren't in the team right now weren't living up to.

And Petty contracted next year too so no one is walking

On Grand Final day. Lose the battle, win the war n all that....

Yeah. Although if the trade off was Carlton not becoming the dominant power everyone was forecasting, I'll live with that!

Or Hodgepodge

We've got so many of them now, they might need to form their own club like the Wingers. Maybe call it The Swingers Club? Oh dear

If only we had Hayden McClean instead of Max Gawn! /sarcasm

A Saturday with Collingwood, Carlton & Geelong winning. If I wasn't on a demon-only watch schedule now, I would be after that. Yuck!

There was pick trading up until and on draft night wasn't there? I remember at the time thinking the Petty trade could work if we packaged all our picks to WCE for Pick 1, otherwise we still go into the draft with a big hand. I was excited about his great form up forward too, I won't lie - but prior to that he was playing poorly in defence and I remember advocating for Tomlinson over him after 5 rounds.

According to the neutrals on afl reddit, Kozi tried to murder him and should've got 4-6 weeks. So i don't think both players can play on the same team without bloodshed /sarcasm

Understand that. Not really wanting to get in depth about dogs. The analogy is simply about Maynard being an aggressive dog, backed by a rabid trashy fanbase. I think it's apt. "Vermin" doesn't really cut it

Pit bulls aren't. Ugly inbred looking things. Trained to be aggressive by clueless owners that defend them online. Sounds familiar.

People were talking bout him being the worst rated player in the comp, and some Lions fans calling for him to be dropped. That first goal really set alarm bells off given the context. What is it about Hipwood? He just has that rare athletic ability that allows for an extra yard of speed and aerial space that can give him the opportunity to get into the game against our defenders. Not quite the Kent Kingsley, but that 4 goal final is going to haunt us until we beat them in a final, or go further.

He looks 21

The scoreboard masking/5 goal fightback is equivalent to the NBA where the both teams take their starters out and play their bench depth. And everyone watching on tv turns it off. Zero to read into it.