Mach5

Mahoney hosed down any talk of Dawes. He said his name came up once, only once, and not again.

I'm not fan of players whose parents can't spell his at least one of his names correctly on the birth certificate. Numpties.

It beats GNF for riddles.

And Melksham will be our Josh Kennedy..?

I don't do gifs.

Not at all. But do tell...

Is this where it came from?? Oh dear. Not to be taken seriously then obviously.

Wouldn't be the first time I've heard someone float it, but never took it too seriously. Maybe.

If you think we're going to improve by poaching top 10 players from top 8 clubs, then you're going to be disappointed.

I suspect this is the true or at least secondary aim.

Sorry, I didn't realise we have an army of smalls to work with. Our entire midfield is based on the future, so you'd be silly to discount Petracca, and I don't believe you're correct about the proven Trengove.

Campaigning for the future removal of the restricted form of FA. He's not working in Danger's best interests now, he's thinking of easing the movement of other clients in future.

I'd rather not lose Toumpas, but I'm happy to recruit Melksham.

We have Vendenberg, Tyson, Petracca, Brayshaw, Trengove, Watts as tall mids... As for Prestia, I don't think it matters much - if you're below 185 you may as well be 175.

Tigers were said to want him before we acquired him. Having said that, I can't see us trading Tyson unless it's for an exceptional return.

Ellis? Yuk.

You're not particularly good with the puns, are you..?

No coach would want to be surrounded by sycophants and yes-men, nor would an assistant last if this were his M.O.

Then why do they even mention facebook? I think this is sometimes the case, but often not.

This is the bit that intrigues me...

Your understanding of how a football dept works = zero.

Worse than O'Rourke?

Hilarious to Connors imploring the Crows to accept a compo pick. I think I've said it before, but those claiming that talks between Adelaide & Geelong are "amicable" also happen to be those that have an interest in a quick, cheap & easy transition for Danger; those being Danger himself, Connors and Geelong.

Trade radio is on par with Facebook for reliability.

Unless we get a heavily favourable deal, I can't imagine us moving Dawes until we have a half-decent replacement to help out Jesse. And currently, nobody at the club works harder onfield to help out Jesse, or is as clever about it.