Monocology

Hatched they've until chickens your count don't.

Very good point Leave. Warner also going deaf it would appear watching that cheat Duckett's edge 😐.

Poms have been giving us another lesson today though?? I need your optimism for both codes. We have a door open here & need to finally control a game - but will take Ashes 2-2 & todays game by a point please.

.... as tight as Niagra Falls atm. Crows put on a corridor showcase, thank heavens for their inaccuracy today

My scarf was wrapped over my eyes, dropped it only when the roar started up

Frantically deleting earlier posts... you bloody little beauties ❤️💙❤️💙!!!!!

If only so I may apologies first..... Dees - I'm so sorry I doubted. ❤️💙

Okay, can we at least all watch, study & learn on how to move the ball, go inside & provide targets - clinical display. Coaching staff, please.

Would someone mind posting Sandringham line timetable?

Cannot win a contest!!!!

They've just unlocked us, big time.

We all wanted Spargs to find his '21 form again, turning players inside out etc. but we just have not seen it for far too long now. Has trained his [censored] off, just mikes off it now.

Ashes, day 5, here we come.

I love all the Instagram posts team snapping bananas from boundary - clearly not what training should be focused on - but fun for players.

Clarry still getting scans, not ideal.

Please bring BBB in FFS, just change it up, the lad will mark 3 and kick straight - I promise. Also, what the hell are our small forwards doing - looking like lost children.

They will find a way to ping Hunter for Rowans hit on Cameron.

Goal kicking aside, offensive pressure just terrific - Pies absolutely [censored] themselves in there, so did we though but trapped it in 8 times out of 10.

Clearly missed the game - I'm jealous.

22 minutes - time keeper thought against Geneva Convention.

Was worried we'd win that one & maintain delusion. Freo displayed what running back, forward strategy does to teams. We displayed boundary line/out on full strategy.

My dreaded incontinence has returned. Cannot stand seeing all the home-town fanfare, joyous people in awfully mismatched colours, all descending on our own dancefloor. May the heavens open up today again & add a Dan Andrews-type misery to it all.

Killing Kayo account now

Still cannot believe we let Lions roll us on 'G.....

Black veil over world.