Ethan Tremblay

I'm back in Perth, those assholes at Qantas wouldn't let me take my wire coat hanger onboard the plane. Jokes on them, they'll need it to unblock the toilet.

I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.

I do but fortunately haven't needed to use it as yet. I'm going to a dim sum and noodle house tonight so I'm guessing it will come in handy tomorrow morning.

If it happened to look like Bartel it could still pass as Jesus, I reckon it would smell better than his beard though.

I don't know what all the complaining was about, yes the trees are still charcoal but the undergrowth was looking particularly lush and rejuvenated and there are no more of those annoying koalas around. I went through Moggs Creek after holding one in for a few hours hoping I could unload on a statue of Dangerfield which the town had erected but couldn't find it.

Essendon drafted him again after we delisted him. Not sure how he went when he went back to them.

Will do thanks WB, we plan on finishing our trip in Apollo Bay, looks like we'll go through Wye River so we will call into the pub.

I have graced Lorne tonight with my presence. Is it true Max Gawn's parents run a cafe here? I'm pretty sure they would sell hash cookies.

It's a good move for us until he takes up another clubs offer. Then he's the sort of player we didn't really need anyway.

A lot has changed since then, some of the bigger ones are open until 9pm on a Thursday.

Big lips?

He's from Lake Grace, country WA. Was neighbours with Cale "the man" Morton.

Or you could just pee in the shower.

Looking forward to seeing this one HT. I really enjoyed What We Do In The Shadows, it had a bit of Flights of the Conchords humour about it.

I really enjoyed The Night Manager recently, good cast including Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie, Olivia Colman was fantastic.

I'm not basing this on anything but he reminds me of the sort of player that will have one good season then do nothing else in his career.

Does anyone else feel awkward when you're eating a banana and make eye contact with another man?

Orchard Towers aka the four floors.

Watson has a law degree?!

I don't think Stu's going to see your post.

Perhaps he did break it prior to punching Ebert. He knew it was broken and would miss a few games so he decided to show Ebert a bit of love.

After the game Ebert didn't have any swelling let alone a bruise. If Viney broke his knuckle punching Ebert to the face, Ebert would have had swelling and brushing straight away.

How many pages will there be about the mysterious break? It's broken, move on.

They were slaps with the exception of the last one which is inconclusive. Ebert will do the right thing and say it was a slap. $1500 fine, move on.

Has anything been said in the media about the stager this week?