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I assume that the new numbers will be imminent.

Ok boys settle down. We all support the same team.

We also just rookied a small forward noted for his tackling pressure in Kade Chandler.

Tom Sparrow Tom Sparrow Austin Bradtke James Jordon Aaron Neitschke Toby Bedford Kade Chandler Kade Kolodjashnij Braydon Preuss

Send all complaints to the Herald Sun.

Training Sesssions Date: Friday, 30 November Time: 9.30am Location: Gosch's Paddock, Olympic Bvd, Melbourne Any going down to training today? Would love a report and some photos. @Satyriconhome @DeeSpencer @kev martin and others. Thanks in advance.

We're no longer the babies. Are we toddlers? AFL Age Ladder - Round 1, 2019 Club Average Age Rank Average Games Rank Hawthorn 24.86 1 80.53 1 Collingwood 24.80 2 78.87 2 Port Adelaide 24.09 7 71.98 3 Adelaide Crows 24.76 3 71.39 4 Geelong Cats 24.34 4 71.13 5 Richmond 23.92 13 70.00 6 Sydney Swans 23.86 15 68.18 7 West Coast 24.00 9 67.82 8 North Melbourne 24.09 6 65.07 9 GWS Giants 23.94 12 61.18 10 Western Bulldogs 24.02 8 60.26 11 Fremantle 23.97 11 59.66 12 Melbourne 23.99 10 59.00 13 St Kilda 23.90 14 56.67 14 Carlton 23.55 16 56.66 15 Brisbane Lions 23.43 17 56.59 16 Essendon 24.11 5 55.38 17 Gold Coast 23.24 18 50.15 18

Clarry 5th best while Tom Mitchell is 28th. Max second best ruckman behind Grundy.

The 80s called. They want to know how you are accessing the internet. ?

According to Champion Data. 2019 LIST RANKING 1. Melbourne 2. Adelaide 3. Richmond 4. Essendon 5. Collingwood 6. Geelong 7. GWS 8. North Melbourne 9. Hawthorn 10. Brisbane 11. West Coast 12. Port Adelaide 13. Sydney 14. St Kilda 15. Western Bulldogs 16. Carlton 17. Fremantle 18. Gold Coast

It seems this fell in our laps and she just rocked up with friends. Kudos again to whoever was able to iron on the Portman onto the Daisy guernsey in record time for the photo op. Seems like Pert got on the scene very quickly to throw down the welcome mat.

To those poo pooing this because you haven't heard of her do not discount the "free" publicity things like this generate. She is A-list in Hollywood and this has gained a lot of media attention and gives the brand a small bump. All the online media outlets had our jumper front and centre for a few minutes in the 24 hour media cycle and I'm sure all the papers will have our jumpers front and centre (well maybe on the back page) tomorrow. This seemed to fall in our lap and I'm always jealous seeing other teams with celebs sporting their jumpers. Most definitely not going to win us a premierships, bring in memberships or make us money but it's better than being totally irrelevant and it's nice to see positive stories particularly after our bystander status during the draft.

Kudos to whoever orchestrated Portmania at the MFC.

@Satyriconhome love it that you had no idea who she was but you still got close enough to take a photo. ??

Academy Award Winner for Best Actress in Black Swan and being Luke Skywalker's mother.

I can see that. Can also see a touch of Samuel Johnson.

Who may be a Dees fan according to The Age.

We're aiming to win a Premiership not a beauty contest.