Demonland

Thank God for May.

Nobody anywhere near Bont at stoppages.

Bont is a freak.

Bulldogs extracting the ball way too easily from stoppages.

You get a free kick and you get a free kick. All the Bulldogs get a free kick. Unbelievable.

How’s the push in the back umpire?

Where did we get this number 30 bloke from?

That’s what you need to do Nibbler.

Langdon needs to change his boots. Slipping and sliding all over the place.

Bulldogs have loose players all over the ground. The always have a loose player around the packs to flick it out to.

Absolutely let off the hook in that quarter. we really should be at least 4 goals down.

Some things never change. 7 frees to 3.

Not to mention being packed in like sardines on a train after the match. I assume given that this is a practice match against another bottom feeding team social distancing on the train won’t be an issue.

Yes I am going today. I need to get out of the house and scream at some umpires in the flesh. I too was at the Roos practice match but I'm not counting that because I didn't get to go through my usual match day rituals of riding public transport, eating stadium food and urinating in a trough right next to other people. Given the above rituals ironically this year there is the added bonus of potentially contracting a deadly disease.

It’s been 570 days since I’ve seen footy played live.

Austin Bradtke, the son of former Boomer Mark Bradtke and former Tennis Player Nicole Provis.

Graphic on the footy last night had them at Marvel and the commentators made a point of saying first 3 games at Marvel. looking at the fixture though you are correct.

If I recall correctly they rarely traveled from the QLD base last year either.

They play their first 3 matches there.

So we’re shaking hands again. #RIPTheFistBump

Who are you tipping?