Demonland

Melksham (calf) & Dunstan (hamstring) also in the stands.

Sack the goal kicking coach.

Jed Adams (with his knee bandaged), Disco Turner & Sestan also in civvies in the stands.

So Trac’s goal kicking hasn’t improved.

Pig, Woey & Howes in their civvies in the stands as is Fritta and Salo.

Looks like we are starting with a strong lineup.

Judd McVee is with the best 23

JVR & Jordon wearing the indigenous warm up guernsey. Looks like they are the “subs” for want of a better word for the best 23 lineup.

Saints on the field and they’re playing their song.

I imagine we’ll start best 22/23 available and progressively rest certain players. Will be skeleton crew by games end.

The ground looks like it’s in great nick.

All the side streets around Linton St are chockers. I had to walk about 5 minutes but I imagine it will get worse.

If you’re coming to Moorabbin and driving here then be prepared to park a mile away from the ground. Also bring an ice vest.

That's precious. In the past we've been shunted all around the country in the preseason and they have the gall to call the shots.

Anyone know why the Bulldogs and GWS aren't playing Match SIMs this weekend?

Collingwood still very accurate in front of goals.

Here is the link to todays match on Kayo for those connecting through a phone, iPad or computer. https://kayosports.com.au/event/sport!afl/event-st-kilda-v-melbourne!193772 You will need a Kayo subscription to watch.

Yeah I'm very proficient with this type of stuff and it wasn't easy to find the two matches that were on yesterday.

Even that is bitter sweet because they beat us that day.

Red Bull.

You can watch it LIVE on the Kayo app on the phone/ipad or even through the Kayo app if you have a Smart TV.

Absolutely and I hope she takes all that IP with her when she returns to Demonland.

Blink if you want us to come and rescue you Daisy