Demonland

Cute kicks killing us.

Accuracy has gone to 💩

We’d be unstoppable if we kicked to our forwards like we do to their defenders.

Langdon having a mare early.

Can’t kick into the corridor with disposal like that

Small forward line working a charm.

FFS Langdon. Had 3 players to handball to.

Reckon Viney’s shoulder is no good from KB

They’re hitting Gawn with 2 in marking contests.

Commentator called Salem kick messy but it spun like a perfect drop punt.

Commentators: Melbourne have trouble scoring. 🤦‍♂️

How many turnovers?

Geez least graphic was still graphic. Well done Ch 7. 🤦‍♂️

Do we move Petty forward now?

Cameron will be out concussed.

Pulling goals out of the [censored]. FMD

Can we hit a target?

FFS. They kick from the boundary. We miss from straight in front.

Umpires Nick Foot (2), Daniel Johanson (6), Brett Rosebury (8), Nathan Williamson (22)

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Night Grand Finals are going to be hell for this reason.

Not in Melbourne.