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Sniper required - take out the trumpeter

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The problems at our club are deep, many & varied. We can't expect an overnight miracle fix but we need to chip away at them. We have turned to shite since that bloody trumpet player set foot on our sacred turf. He must go. While it won't solve our problems nor make a difference to the playing group, still he must go. It's all about doing the one percenters !!! Take out the trumpeter.

 

wtf? is he the blame for our poor disposal skills? is hethe blame for not laying a good single tackle tackle? is he the blame we aren't fit enough! fair dinkum dont mean to sound harsh but stupid post.. nothing wrong with trying to have a bit of passion!! SOMTHING MOST MELBOURNE SUPPORTERS SUCK AT FFS!!!!!!!!!

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wtf? is he the blame for our poor disposal skills? is hethe blame for not laying a good single tackle tackle? is he the blame we aren't fit enough! fair dinkum dont mean to sound harsh but stupid post.. nothing wrong with trying to have a bit of passion!! SOMTHING MOST MELBOURNE SUPPORTERS SUCK AT FFS!!!!!!!!!

Just taking the [censored] DD. Everything else has been blamed from Paul Gardner's speech to Yze Magic's predictions. Can't have that trumpeter not copping his share as well.

Hey, who are you playing footy for this year ? Still at Murray ?

 

yea nar i got ya mate.. cheers.. injurys have been a pain in the neck with groin problems.. but playing ovens and murray then off to VFL at the end of the year with box hill hawks

i am quite the fan of the trumpetor and the man that had the testie pop...maybe one day they will become a regular part of our matches...they look like fools but are trying hard to give us some pre match entertainment...good on em


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yea nar i got ya mate.. cheers.. injurys have been a pain in the neck with groin problems.. but playing ovens and murray then off to VFL at the end of the year with box hill hawks

Strewth, even our posters are carrying dodgy groins ! Hope it comes good - there's a lot of territory to cover on some of those big O&M grounds.

yea but sum of them are rough as guts too with the bloody drought and that.. where u playin footy champ?

We're a Trumpter and an Yze Magic prediction away from being a top 4 side.

:wacko::ph34r:

 
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yea but sum of them are rough as guts too with the bloody drought and that.. where u playin footy champ?

Mate, last time I played, dinosaurs still roamed the earth

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